1-800-PEOPLE-LIKE-ME

Some people wondered if we were friends merely based on the idea that we live outside each others houses, others wondered if we had met in atc, and some people wonder that we both had 'retard-radar' so we found each other... and chloius and chellius came to be.

the last bit is probably the most accurate. but the truth is chloe dialed the number
1-800-People-Like-Me

Automated Phone service (APS): Hello, you're through to the People Like Me hotline, to define your personality in English, please press 1.
-to go through an automated personality test in english, please press 2.
-to go through the bahasa melayu personality test just because it sounds retarded, please press 3.

Chloius: Presses 3.

APS: Anda telah tekan 3. Saya akan memtanya tanyakan soal soal yang sungguh begitu penting supaya kamu akan dapat kawan yang baru sepertis yous.
-Sila pilih satu jawab jawab:
1. adakah soalan dalam bahasa melayu memconfusekan anda, sila tekan 1.
2. jika anda suka main talipon dalam bahasa melayu sila tekan 2.

Chloius: Furiously presses 1.

APS: You have selected a friend that does not speak bahasa melayu very well unless it is required for jokes, ridiculous comments and unfortunate events, such as court cases if you have the bad luck to practice law in malaysia.
-if you are friendly, please press 1
-if you are angry and emo, please press 2
-if you left your brain at home, please press 3

Chloius: Presses 3

APS: We are sorry to tell you that your friend will also have no brain, since you want a friend just like you. Please select a particular mental retardation to compliment your friend.
-for multiple personality disorder please press 1
-for obsessive compulsive disorder, please press 2
-for children that were dropped on their head, please press 3

Chloius: Presses 3 again

APS: We must advice you that in the event you do order a friend that has been previously dropped on their head as a child could very well bring about much woe such as
-random outbursts of rage or emotion, sudden chasing of cars or butterflies, retarded sound effects, uncontrollable drooling, halucinations of magical creatures and a head that could be heavier on one side.

-we have found the right person for you. we have already given her your address.
-to proceed please press 1

Chloius: Presses 1 (hesitantly)

APS: Thank you for calling 1-800-People-Like-Me. Here at 1-800-People-Like-Me, we provide the best quality service for you, so for your convenience, we have placed your Retarded Companion five minutes away from your home, so she can come and find you whenever she needs a playmate.

Chloius: OH SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Chellius: HELOOOOOOO CHLOOOIUUUUSSSSS.
i like you so much i live outside your house, set up a blog with you and talk to you on msn even though i just saw you 20 minutes ago! we're gonna have SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER.

i sound like im crazy....