Are you going to cyber?

One day whilst reading fun facts about the Roman gods and shit, a random thought started blinking somewhere above my head and I googled Roman sex; tales of debauchery and incest and household slave orgies popped up. I thought then that since the Romans got so much of their culture from the Greeks, maybe they got the sex thing too. After all, their deity seem like such a sex crazed bunch. All that popped up was anal sex. (To go French is oral by the way, fun fact for you.)

"Oh, you don't wanna touch my thumbdrive."
"Why?"
*wink wink, nudge nudge* "It's got my collection of porn in it."

The reaction the general population of girls give to that is - "Ewwww!"

Girls generally tend to pretend that they've never seen porn before because it's the typical gross guy thing to do right before they wank or something. I don't know. I'm not a guy no matter how male I think I am.

I just don't get why anyone would get addicted to porn. I mean have you seen that shit? Doesn't it ever get boring?

You get an ugly ass toad of a guy, a fucking ugly toad of a chick, wham bam, they're naked... Oooh, sexy, sexy. What ensues is frantic copulating with overtly exaggerated and loud moaning sounds and of course the grand finale of the money shot that comes in spurts. Hahahaha!

Chellius, do you think that the reasonable man would watch porn?