Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Hey, haven't I seen you Before?

Enter the Reasonable Man's Nemesis' plot: He must infiltrate the fortress of the Reasonable Man's best friend and his protector: the A n W teddy bear and his domain Brickfields.

1. He'd send in his little wired man, who spoke as though there was a thesaurus plugged into his brain and he was programmed to act superior to others in areas of vocabulary. (its all intimidation).

2. the EU antichrist would give him a real education complete with first class degree and sponsor his bar in england

3. the Eu antichrist would make him kena rasuk hantu by a really stupid and irritating old man who thinks he's so smart, so the A & W teddy bear would be wowed by his intelligence. eg: hla hart's hantu.

enter: Hart-Binder Singh. the rather large henchman of the antichrist. Only with the hart-binder will the antichrist pierce the teddy bear's halls.
and find the reasonable man. cause hart-binder and the reasonable man went to school together but reasonable man does not remember.

cause reasonable man quite lancy also right? he was only friends with his other cool super hero friends and he was kinda wannabe JLA (cause he's english and they'd never let him join JLA). constantine and him tried to start like a psuedo-Justice League England (but then no one wanted to layan him)
cause no one cool is from england eg: captain britain, jauggernaut, mystique, psylocke. (eiyer all quite lame)...

the reasonable man did not know, hart-binder was their next door neighbour.
where do you think the little pink sister learnt how to be such a good stunt woman and cheerleader? obviously she learnt from mister hart-binder himself...

what do you think the evil henchman does in his free time? he makes cheers, rhymes and puns, playing with words and making them sound pretty.

i'm scary, i'm cute
im hart-binder to boot.
great vocab, great hair,
i'll con the teddy bear.

1st class and im hot,
i'm everything you're not.
i'm pretty, i'm cool,
hart-binder'll DOMINATE THIS SCHOOL.

come on, reasonable man, you've SEEN HIM BEFORE!!!
why do you think he looks so friggin FAMILIAR?

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