Being purely nonsensical, one would assume that our conspiracy theories would not be approved by anyone other than people of the same brain (eg: the people in our shoutbox). So i thought to facilitate the reading of people who may read this blog (unlikely) who do not have the same brain by posting a speculative post of other possibilities of who might be the antichrist.
1. I hit google and the first article i see, here i'll link you: http://healtheland.wordpress.com/2007/07/05/the-main-problem-with-many-of-the-theories-on-who-the-anti-christ-is-supposed-to-be/
-the primary antichrist candidate according to evangelicals (basically the God that Chloius and Chellius pray to in the 21st century) actually do believe that the EU is the antichrist.
-so our views are not as random, rebel, super cool and unique as we thought.
-apparently, our train of rubbish thought, is in line with everyone who has been brought up christian protestant... omg
2. Uhm, apparently the book Left Behind by tim lahaye and some other guy i think his name was Jerry B. Jenkins (but maybe im wrong), had kept focusing on the EU as the supporter of the antichrist.
-so yeah, people agree with our theories, or our mental ravings exist within the same train of thought with best-selling authors.
-fun fact number two: the man who wrote the best selling christian novel Left Behind's name is tim lay haye.
-are you aware that the man that translated the satanic bible's name also sounds a whole lot like tim la haye (i dont remember his name completely either) but the resemblance is uncanny..
okay after extensive searches and years after years of searching the internet and being stalkerfied about antichrist...
the nominees are in random order (because im not systematic enough to develop an order)
1. Barack Obama- a blog dedicated to finding out if he is the antichrist: http://www.barackobamaantichrist.blogspot.com/
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And then I got a bit bored and decided that Chloius should continue. So Chloius will continue now:
*twilight zone music and fart sounds*
People who may be the antichrist -
Angelina Jolie and her adopt a baby off every continent plan. She also has Brad Pitt as her man and he's so fine he blows my mind. Bitch! She's got to be the antichrist.
That Khairy dude but only because he makes George Bush look like Einstein and also because he is a product of blatant nepotism with no cover line at all.
Stepheny Myer because she came up with ridiculous vampire rubbish that all the kids are reading religiously. It's such pretentious crap.
And from there you get gay boys like Edward Cullen but really, the worst has to be the actor who plays him who giggles like a girl and doesn't wash his hair and wants to be as smart as George Bush. You're on your way honey. (Btw, he was Cedric Diggory who I never thought was hot!)
Santa.
Whoever is head of Disney now for all the trash that comes out of it.
And Miley Cyrus because she's a no-talent, nothing special, common teenie bopper who likes to take naked pictures of herself on her phone camera and post them on the internet who people are saying oh she's gonna grow up like Britney blablabla... Britney can dance. Miley's dad was a one hit wonder and the whole normal girl with secret popstar life bullshit isn't even believable yet she's so famous. Must be some voodoo shit there.
Oh and I don't pray to the evangelicals. I don't even know if Chellius does that cos that's retarded. I'm anti religion after all. And I don't care either if the eu antichrist is the antichrist because as far as this blog is concerned, we spew out crap about the eu antichrist and the reasonable man being enemies with Hart-binder as the eu antichrist's righto hand man and hence evil but really, the reasonable man as a washed up hoity toity outdated fart. And Miley Cyrus really is crap.
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