The Roman Element

If you have not figured out (I'm sure we would've told you anyhoo) but Chloius and Chellius are both roman!

Chloe-ius + Chelle-ius= Chloius Chellius. blogspot.com

Of course you'd want to know why on earth would we want to be Roman? Because we want to do what they did: take bits and pieces from another culture that they deem supreme and make it theirs!

We choose the most superior culture on earth currently, the Malay Culture. Next post i tell u why ok. But this post, i'll just talk about being roman.

1. Rome was founded by two twins, Romulus and Remus.
This blog is founded by two (brain)-twins Chloius and Chellius.

2. Why did we add the apitan-us in the back? Surely there are different types of apitan if you're Roman right? Eg: Cicero (he's the only Roman dude i know without a -us).
but we wanted to emulate people close to home.
(i). Chloius is to follow Julius Caesar, for the fact that she was born in July and that she was created before Chellius.
(ii). Chellius wants to be like Augustus Caesar, cause she's born in August and since Chloius came first, she wants to be just like Chloius when she grows up.
-She'd even steal a day from February (cause no one likes February) to be just like her...

3. Being Roman, you can take names of deities and plant them on obscure things, like days of the week: eg, Sunday was after the sun god and monday was named after the mon god (duh). ahhaa Moon god.
-so what we'll do is take people that our race feels very strongly about and name them after obscure things.
-at the top of my head the only important peoples i cans things of to our special culture is...urhm...
Samy Vellu.
And so we'd name something obscure after him like... tea time.

(i). So now instead of sayin 'yam cha' or 'minum teh tarik time' you gotta say:
"Hey guys i gotta go to the mamak lah, its Samy time"

(ii). another person that is important but we have to name something obscure after him or her would be urhm...... the angkasawan dude.
and we'll name something obscure after him... like toilet time.
"Hey urh i can't stand it anymore i got stomach ache, i gotta angkasawan now"

4. Despite all the exciting things about being roman... the fact that they killed Jesus kinda bothers me...
maybe we're like supporting the EU antichrist u know. I mean we're here supporting the people that killed jesus and yet we're like saying how the we know the devil is amongst and shit... quite the hypocritical also kan.