Trying hard

I find it mildly disturbing that you never answered if you thought I was the reasonable man or not because that post just adds up to the possibility that you think I'm the reasonable man. Which would be oh my god so awesome because next time some fufu asks me what I wanna be when I grow up I'm not gonna say intellectual anymore, I'm gonna say I wanna be the reasonable man and if you think that oh my god I'm the fucking reasonable man NOW, it totally means I've grown up already and that's kind of fucked up because then nothing would ever be fun ever again cos you're not allowed to have fun once you grow up.

But we both know that's like what the fuck cos the part of our brain that is interconnected is snorting at the thought that I would ever fucking possibly grow up. Which is like crappy in its own cos then all my life I'll be on the quest to be the reasonable man but I'll never reach it and that would be pretty depressing in its own right.

I'm depressed and emo now. What would the reasonable man do Chellius? I don't know...

I may have to run to the hallowed halls of Brickfields and hunt down the A&W bear and seek enlightenment. Which would only make me more like that fucking reasonable man. Arrr I don't know whose side I'm on now - that of the reasonable man or the eu antichrist who would not need the hallowed halls of Brickfields to understand his purpose in life because all he was ever made to do is implant chips into children in the name of safety and take over the world. Such simple tasks I tell you.

Our reasonable man friend has on the other hand the weight of the world on his spindly nonexistant shoulders. He exists in our minds through which he gets his powers. He's like that dude whose name I can't remember who killed people through dreams... Freddie ah? Anyway that Elm Street dude who was only strong when people believed in him and weak when people weren't scared of him and forgot about him. We must never forget the reasonable man Chellius. Oh my god, what if we have to keep saying I do believe in the reasonable man, I do, I do like we say about fairies or he'd lose his power and that bastard eu antichrist will take over the world...

That oddly makes the reasonable man sound like Jesus in my head in a fucked up twisted way... Do you WWTRBD ever be as big a hit as WWJD? We could totally capitalize and go shopping!

Why do werewolves and vampires hate each other Chellius? I'm not quite sure why. Although I think they're both stupid and pathetic and poyofied and butt ridiculous. You never know, they could be different versions of the reasonable man and the eu antichrist.

Shit! Can you imagine if the reasonable man was an uberMalaysian super human super hero? Super human and super hero are two different things by the way... we're all only super human, the question is whether we can ever find a way to be super heroes too. The truth lies within.

ps: Oh and I don't know any "boonie". I know a Farhan and I know a boonsiew. They're both the sluttiest people I know. I think maybe you know them too. Is boonie a hybrid of the two that resulted in some unfortunate gay flamboyant name like boonie? Where do you want to take this "boonie" anyway?