Chloius and Chellius were both on their own computers.
9-9.45 PM (malaysian time) (20 November 2008)
Location: chloius happy house and chellius retard house
1. Chloius was chatting on msn and building a wooden house out of ice cream sticks on her computer table because she wanted the cockroaches in her house to have a pretty place to live.
2. Chellius was playing with her unicorn and she attempted to feed her unicorn dinner but then they didn't wanna eat regular food and she had to go out of the house to find special sparkle fruit.
3. Chloius realized that her little wooden house did not have any plants and she had to go downstairs to the playground to collect plants for decoration and durians to act as a guard dog for her house.
-a durian would guard the cockroach house.
8.30
Location: somewhere in the evil place where the EU antichrist dwells
1. he sent his little evil pixie helpers to go and steal sparkle fruit from chellius house.
2. he sent homeless cockroaches to chloius house so she would feel sorry and build house for them. and then she'd go to look for durians to guard the house cause people have guard dogs to guard their houses and cockroaches would have durians.
3. he also sent his evil army of ninjas to capture them.
10pm
location: the super garden in between chloius and chellius house
chloius: hey hey, chellius, fancy seeing you here! when i was online and i didn't see you online, i thought you were dead cause you have nothing better to do other than be online. but yay, you're not dead!
chellius: hi hi chloius, no i'm not dead. i wasn't online cause i was feeding my unicorns but then i ran out of sparkle fruit so i came down and got some. what about you? you don't go and play in the play ground at 10pm unless you're like high or something.
you don't look high, cause i can't see the whites in your eyes right now. not really.
chloius: oww, i'm not, its just that i was building this house for homeless cockroaches and then i thought oh, since people had guard dogs, cockroaches would need durians to guard their house so i came down to find them. but its so weird cause my house never had any homeless cockroaches until today.
they're not welcome in my house. so i make them new house. OK.
chellius: oh you know its so weird too, cause i had collected alot of sparkle fruit from last night i swear and i had some but then when i turned around, they weren't there. its like they disappeared. o wow what a coincidence what a happy accident that we both have weird things happening and then we can hang out in the garden?
chloius: hey, u know what? i dont think it was an accident. there's something fishy about your missing sparkle fruit and the new cockroaches in my house....
chellius: they're not fishy, they're unicorns! gee chloius you're quite retarded ya
suddenly, their conversation was cut off by a loud moo and then from the bushes, a brown and white cow cartwheeled out in front of them, its head covered in ninja headgear. it made a hAIYAAAH sound. and then suddenly, five cows, black and brown and white, fell from the sky, all dressed as ninjas, with swords and knives, rolling about in grand fashion.
chellius: oh, hello, how are you pretty cows! *running towards them to hug them*
chloius: *pulls chellius back* NO CHELLIUS! they look dangerous. dont run at dangerous cows! look, look at their uniforms! that's the letters : E.U.
they look at each other in horror.
and a cow steps forward.
9-9.45 PM (malaysian time) (20 November 2008)
Location: chloius happy house and chellius retard house
1. Chloius was chatting on msn and building a wooden house out of ice cream sticks on her computer table because she wanted the cockroaches in her house to have a pretty place to live.
2. Chellius was playing with her unicorn and she attempted to feed her unicorn dinner but then they didn't wanna eat regular food and she had to go out of the house to find special sparkle fruit.
3. Chloius realized that her little wooden house did not have any plants and she had to go downstairs to the playground to collect plants for decoration and durians to act as a guard dog for her house.
-a durian would guard the cockroach house.
8.30
Location: somewhere in the evil place where the EU antichrist dwells
1. he sent his little evil pixie helpers to go and steal sparkle fruit from chellius house.
2. he sent homeless cockroaches to chloius house so she would feel sorry and build house for them. and then she'd go to look for durians to guard the house cause people have guard dogs to guard their houses and cockroaches would have durians.
3. he also sent his evil army of ninjas to capture them.
10pm
location: the super garden in between chloius and chellius house
chloius: hey hey, chellius, fancy seeing you here! when i was online and i didn't see you online, i thought you were dead cause you have nothing better to do other than be online. but yay, you're not dead!
chellius: hi hi chloius, no i'm not dead. i wasn't online cause i was feeding my unicorns but then i ran out of sparkle fruit so i came down and got some. what about you? you don't go and play in the play ground at 10pm unless you're like high or something.
you don't look high, cause i can't see the whites in your eyes right now. not really.
chloius: oww, i'm not, its just that i was building this house for homeless cockroaches and then i thought oh, since people had guard dogs, cockroaches would need durians to guard their house so i came down to find them. but its so weird cause my house never had any homeless cockroaches until today.
they're not welcome in my house. so i make them new house. OK.
chellius: oh you know its so weird too, cause i had collected alot of sparkle fruit from last night i swear and i had some but then when i turned around, they weren't there. its like they disappeared. o wow what a coincidence what a happy accident that we both have weird things happening and then we can hang out in the garden?
chloius: hey, u know what? i dont think it was an accident. there's something fishy about your missing sparkle fruit and the new cockroaches in my house....
chellius: they're not fishy, they're unicorns! gee chloius you're quite retarded ya
suddenly, their conversation was cut off by a loud moo and then from the bushes, a brown and white cow cartwheeled out in front of them, its head covered in ninja headgear. it made a hAIYAAAH sound. and then suddenly, five cows, black and brown and white, fell from the sky, all dressed as ninjas, with swords and knives, rolling about in grand fashion.
chellius: oh, hello, how are you pretty cows! *running towards them to hug them*
chloius: *pulls chellius back* NO CHELLIUS! they look dangerous. dont run at dangerous cows! look, look at their uniforms! that's the letters : E.U.
they look at each other in horror.
and a cow steps forward.
1 comment:
Now I know how all the cockroaches in my house came about... Bloody eu antichrist.
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