Monday, December 29, 2008

assassins from the future

chloius and chellius are actually not students in brickfields (now).
they are actually assassins from the future sent by the AAC movement (the anti antichrist) movement.
they have specific orders from the future. and they've been recruited by little moon-people that are purple in color that ride motorbikes with wings from the future.

their orders are to kill the second-largest villain in history of the world.
the order of villain people in the history of the world in the year 2029 would be:

1. the EU antichrist
2. the Hartbinder satan
3. adolf hitler
4. barrack obama
5. ramesh the debt collector of brickfields (but he doesn't really count cause he tailored his beahviour in the pattern of hitler anyhoo so crediting him without crediting hitler would be nothing short of breaching a sophisticated form of intellectual property)

note: in the year 2016, there will be a development in the law of intellectual property where evil people start a manner of 'patents' or 'copyrights' of their evil deeds and anyone who did the evil deeds without putting in a footnote to thank their evil forerunners would be sentenced to 5 years at the word processor to write their evil forerunner's biography.

this law was initially in the form of syariah law only where the al-qaeda did all kinds of stuff and in the future the eu antichrist started doing it at first but then the al-qaeda got mad cause the antichrist was of biblical origin and stole the ideas from the quran and the eu antichrist apologized but then the al-qaeda was still mad.

so the biography: my days as the bomb: a memoir- by eu antichrist can be found in shelves after the year 2016 (its publishing date).

anyhoo...

so yeah, chloius and chellius received little messages by little moon people on how to kill hartbinder and they had to kill hartbinder before 2010 because it would only be five years left for him and the eu antichrist to wreck havoc.

but chellius said that they'd only have classes with hartbinder in january. so the moon people would have to wait until then
the moon people told her to go to ipoh with chloius.
the two of them said no. cause the water in ipoh makes a lot of people crazy and they don't want to catch rabies.

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