assassins from the future

chloius and chellius are actually not students in brickfields (now).
they are actually assassins from the future sent by the AAC movement (the anti antichrist) movement.
they have specific orders from the future. and they've been recruited by little moon-people that are purple in color that ride motorbikes with wings from the future.

their orders are to kill the second-largest villain in history of the world.
the order of villain people in the history of the world in the year 2029 would be:

1. the EU antichrist
2. the Hartbinder satan
3. adolf hitler
4. barrack obama
5. ramesh the debt collector of brickfields (but he doesn't really count cause he tailored his beahviour in the pattern of hitler anyhoo so crediting him without crediting hitler would be nothing short of breaching a sophisticated form of intellectual property)

note: in the year 2016, there will be a development in the law of intellectual property where evil people start a manner of 'patents' or 'copyrights' of their evil deeds and anyone who did the evil deeds without putting in a footnote to thank their evil forerunners would be sentenced to 5 years at the word processor to write their evil forerunner's biography.

this law was initially in the form of syariah law only where the al-qaeda did all kinds of stuff and in the future the eu antichrist started doing it at first but then the al-qaeda got mad cause the antichrist was of biblical origin and stole the ideas from the quran and the eu antichrist apologized but then the al-qaeda was still mad.

so the biography: my days as the bomb: a memoir- by eu antichrist can be found in shelves after the year 2016 (its publishing date).

anyhoo...

so yeah, chloius and chellius received little messages by little moon people on how to kill hartbinder and they had to kill hartbinder before 2010 because it would only be five years left for him and the eu antichrist to wreck havoc.

but chellius said that they'd only have classes with hartbinder in january. so the moon people would have to wait until then
the moon people told her to go to ipoh with chloius.
the two of them said no. cause the water in ipoh makes a lot of people crazy and they don't want to catch rabies.

Showdown

One day whilst Chloius wasn't around (as usual), everyone sat down to watch a showdown between the A&W bear and the blind guy. Who is the blind guy? The blind guy is a guy who is blind. Duh.

And so, the A&W teddy bear shut the blind guy up by telling everyone that his wife likes him in tank tops.

I can't help but wonder, perhaps she likes him in tank tops because he refuses to wear a bra and everyone knows tits like that need restraint... So it's the next best thing ya know...

Hahaha, I think he will whoop my ass...

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep

Chloius was bouncing up and down like she always does and blabbering nonsensical prattle about everything and nothing at all excited for once about sucking in air. Chellius on the other hand was singing out loud and chasing the magical butterfly that just refused to be caught and would rather play with Chellius' head. A loud screeching metallic noise made them stop and look up frightened to the core.

It was boonsiew. Playing with some metal instrument that looked like a cross between a scalpel and a machette. "Phew!" breathed Chellius, "For a second there I thought it was Hartbinder's can opener nose come to attack us because we're on to him." Chloius nodded in agreement, stunned silent for the moment and looking warily at boonsiew's new toy. "Of course not you guys, it's only me and my new toy, Hector. He's a cross between a scalpel and a machette."

"What's it for?" asked Chloius cautiously.
"Dududu," hummed Chellius distracted by her black hair.

boonsiew grinned, his moley eyes squinting into a line, "It's for protection against girls!"

Chellius snapped back into the conversation with a snort. "Girls boonsiew? You're a slut! A man slut!" laughed Chloius, "Patoinngg!"

"Yes, it is for protection against girls. I have irresistible impulses you see. I need to protect my impulses. I am not safe. My balls are at stake here bitches. My manslut powers are diminishing. I know my human laxative powers are still intact though cos that doesn't really affect me, only Chloius but it's really a placebo. Maybe it's cos everything is just shit to her so she just shits."

"I'm standing right here!"

"Oh, sorry, I was distracted by Hector. He's a cross between a scalpel and a machette you know."

"Some army we have assembled here guys. A moron, a slut and a cartoon character. How do we fight the evil eu antichrist and Hartbinder put together?" asked no one in particular.

"With reason my friends, reason is the power of being. I am the reasonable man. Remember that the law is the pinky promise made under the glittering disco balls. Easily manipulated and something something that I don't remember."

Chellius looked at the sudden unexpected newcomer into the conversation and shrugged. Whoeverthefuck that was, he wasn't important. Her unicorn needed sparkle fruit. Chloius snuggled down to sleep, she was tired out. Growing magical plants on her balcony even in her head took a lot out of her. boonsiew played with Hector and settled into a slouchy pose. The reasonable man faded out.

Their little house was safe for the moment...