Ah Have "a" Li-uhl Fuh-reynd, Part I

It all started one fine day when a little moley-eyed boy told Chloius his name and she couldn't remember it. What she did instead was convince herself that his name was boonsiew. Or siewboon whichever he responded to better which was boonsiew so boonsiew he became. And that feller let her believe that his name really was boonsiew for the longest time until she realized he was laughing at her and it really wasn't his name. It was Farhan.

But I digress. Chloius got everyone calling him boonsiew until he too started believing he was boonsiew and he started developing characteristics that were boonsiewish like flirting with ALL the girls (even the ones with crazy blue eye shadow), becoming Tay Lai's sugardaddy, irresistible impulse boonsiew who molested girls on impulse irresistibly, preying on chinky chonky girls through a characteristic called predator, numunumu which is the state of being, Aladdin, developing super powers to become the human laxative that speaks for itself and also has an alterego called boonshit who is shit boy amongst others until one day, he became Roger. And he felt odd, like something was missing...

His brain perhaps? He ventured that question to Chloius who explained to him that when your brain goes missing, perhaps it isn't really abandoning you and going on a holiday, perhaps it really is just up your ass where she realized her head had put up residence in during its absence, she always believed it was AWOL.

Then they realized, something was odd, Chloius hadn't excused herself to shit yet all through out the conversation...

It dawned on them that Roger did not have the same powers boonsiew did. He had lost it all... No more was he irresistible impulse boonsiew or predator. No more human laxative...

The question now Chellius, is what is to become of Roger? What super powers will he develop this time? Will his obvious evil undercurrent burst forth and manifest itself or will he be pure awesomeness? The answer lies within fates palm and for the rest of us, we'll just have to wait and see...