Anak Lelaki Aladdin

"Hello, nama saya Roger, Anak Lelaki Aladdin"

Now, roger, i know you've been to wikipedia and there has been many questions about the story of aladdin that they haven't been able to answer hmm?

like:
1. Why is the story set in the middle east, but all the drawings of Aladdin and his wife are chinese?
a. cause roger's dad is chinese, who is actually not from China, but from malaysia where the chinky people live too.
b. his (first) wife is chinese, cause like his son roger, he digs chinky chicks.
c. of course his second wife (roger's mom) is like way prettier and smarter but chinese too!

2. If he's so chinese, why is his name arabian and why aladdin?
-see cause, last time when he is in malaysia, he was actually chinese man and buddhist or something, but then he went to arab, he converted into muslim, cause the djinni scared him into becoming muslim (cause genie is like arabian jakim)

-so then, he became aladdin lah, but then his face and his perangai is still chinese mah, so that's why he's chinese and arab name at the same time.

3. wikipedia is shocked and confused that aladdin even though so many sources tell us that he's chinese, but then they never mention any thing about china, the chinese emperor or anything like that. why?
-cause its pointless, roger's family left china long time ago di. now if roger goes back to china and says HELLO FAMILY in his non-chinky macho man voice (That totally confuses you with his chinky face and his non chinky name)
-his china family will be like, "YEWW NOT CHINESE. YEWW DONNA SPEAKA CHIIING SHOONG, KOh PACK TO YOUR AFLICA NOW"

and roger will be like damm sad cause his family wont accept him. dont worry roger, if i go back to china, they'll look at me and say, "YEWW NOT CHIING SHOONG, YEWW SPEAK SHIING SHOONG LIKE STUPID PERSON, YERR SO INDI-YAN, GO PAK TO YOUR AFLIKA NOW"

4. So if roger's dad is aladdin and then he's supposed to be king of like arabia or something like that right? why isn't he?
-cause (not the disney version) in the end, his retarded first wife (that's why roger's mom is betteR) accidentally gave aladdin's special magical lamp to the evil socerer (who is actually ayatollah khomeni)

-and then so the ayatollah like got super powers and took over the special land
-then roger's dad aladdin cannot stay there di cause the evil sorcerer will kill him right, so he had to go someplace special where no one will kenal him.

5. he needed a special place where no one:

a. reads anything, he needs a country where the tax on books are friggin high so the citizens dont read anything, and they dont read cause reading is like a "penjajah thing" so then no one reads there, they wouldn't have heard of aladdin.

b. that even if they find out he's aladdin, they won' really care cause they dont really care about anything other than mamak food

c. got chinky chicks but then he didn't want to go to china again cause after they also scold him and tell him to go back to aflika.

d. some where that doesn't appear on the world map so the ayatollah khomeni or the evil sorcerer if he looks at a special globe or map he can't find aladdin cause he's in some invisible made up orang bunian country.

e. and besides, if the sorcerer found aladdin in this country, he wouldn' come back and disturb him cause coming to malaysia is like really saddening for him, cause alot of biawak. i think genies are like allergic to biawak or something....

6. you'd be glad to know roger, your father's first wife never had children cause she's sooo stupid. and i think that they weren't even married cause your father was irritated by her kebodohan cause she mistook your father's magical lamp as some old crappy lamp and sold it to the evil sorcerer.

buuuut, if she didnt sell the lamp off to the sorcerer, you may not be born k, and then no roger cause your dad would be still married to the stupid princess.

7. accordin to wiki, aladdin still retained the magic ring that has some lesser genie and ran away with it. so chances are...
ROGER, YOUR MOM HAS THE MAGICAL RING!