Mushroom induced

I thought this picture would cheer you up Chelle and I wanted to post it with a coolio story about mushrooms and Neil Patrick Harris and all but I can't write a story now. I am perhaps guilt tripping that I'm supposed to write essay questions and not happy shit ya know? Anyway yes, I will fuck up my sleeping pattern just for you because you are my super coolio new bestest friend ever (up to the time when Meera brought in cookies la ha after which you were my super coolio new best friend number two).

I also cannot really believe that we've taken to talking to each other on this blog because we don't see each other as often considering that this past week we've seen each other more than we have in about a month... Hahahahah!!!!! Oh and Farhan thinks the shoes I purportedly am mailing to his house which I have described to him as gorgey gladiator stilettos cos I really do want those :) are real and he said when he passed your class just now during his break I was staring at that retarded lecturer of yours and so I said yeah, cos he's as gorgeous as the shoes about to arrive at your house so he thinks I'm into that tard. COME ONLINE YOU BIMBO!

Edit: While you were away at about 3.59 AM Su started fighting and shouting at my auto-message on MSN... And then she did it again at 4.10 AM and started to refer to it as Auto...

Attention: Chloius

Dearest Chloius,

Due to the circumstances, I am greatly upset by your conventional sleep-cycle and I do wonder if there was a way I could fuckup your sleep-cycle, therefore enabling you to join me for 5am breakfasts.

I realize that you are more likely to be able to turn up at breakfast this year as opposed to last year because you do have a car and the fear of you being bludgeoned to death by the Bangla immigrants that stay outside your house will be minimized.

Despite the car factor, I have not seen your face for breakfast at all this year. And I am very upset. So please keep inhuman hours once more, like you always have been doing since i knew you. Please stop going to bed at one or two. That should be reserved for ebony. You stay up. PLEASE.

Sleep at eight am. wake up at six pm.
please for the love of god.
PLEASE CHLOIUS MESS UP YOUR GODDAMNED SLEEP CYCLE.
:(
for Chellius? :D
i want BREAKFASSSSSSTTT and stupid kopi that gives me diarrhea.

So uh, ya, when you can come for breakfast. COME OK. cause i wanna die di. ok so we can't play tekken at 8am, but takkan you see me only for tekken and streetfighter right? right? I'm under the assumption that our friendship is based on far more stable ground.
ie: since you have reds now... but i suspect that its already all done... ok i wanna die di ok.

Love,
Your friendly neighbourhood Unicorn: Chellius UNICORN IN DISTRESS

Re: JAIL! The Musical

You are either psychic or I am very predictable Chellius. Or perhaps I haven't anything to say anymore but to question someone else's mental instabilities in an attempt to deny my own because I am questioning your reasoning and sanity here Chellius...

How the crack whore is Raja Singham the reasonable man? I think Muzzy would better fit that role. Or have I somehow blanked out what I said before and am contradicting myself again?

Anyway Muzzy, reasonable man... Why? Because eating parking meters is NOT a crime but it's his way of fighting the Man. And who is the Man? Why it's the evil eu antichrist or also known as establishment! Muzzy is the best candidate as our hero here my friend. His parking meter feeding frenzy was a campaign for human rights and is a metaphorical fight against ... :jeng, jeng, jeng: HARTBINDER! Who believes himself to be the man with his can-opener nose but is really just a henchman.

And also his ability to eat jail bars proves that nothing can hold down the righteous seekers of truth and add the whole "Prison Break" drama that people seem to like. Perhaps there's a way to add some "Lost" in there too (they get lost trying trying to escape or something like get stuck between the walls or something) because after all, we already have a much cooler version of "Heroes" with all the superpower play that we have and yeah we're that unoriginal we have to copy off popular prime time tv shows.

Raja Singham... cameo la... Comic relief. Picture this, amidst the drama and hoolabaloo Raja Singham's face pops out of no where and disappears again only to pop up at irregular intervals especially when the tension is too much to bare lest we all strip off our clothes and run off in mad frenzy.

Neil Patrick Harris on the other hand is pure awesomeness. I at first pictured him as an inmate with a multiple personality disorder drifting in and out of Barney, himself in Harold and Kumar plus mushrooms and unicorns and filthy whores and the rare but occasional Doogie Howser with his pubescent genius. Then I realized that that would be too confusing to the audience and now think it would be pretty epic if we went instead with a teenaged sex-crazed bisexual prison Medical Doctor who enjoys mushroom trips with unicorn sightings and thinks of nothing other than rad scenarios with which to get laid with both male and female inmates and uh... inanimate objcts... What do you think guys? He may be the best crafted character yet in my head.

Raja Singham's face!

I don't know anything about Ronald Dworkin. You guys write his plot. I guess he could be Muzzy's roommate who escapes with Muzzy when Muzzy eats the jail bars and ooooo!!!

Raja Singham's face!

Okay so Ronald Dworkin as one of the many, many, many uber reasonable (uh, he is right?) representatives of the reasonable man has been thrown into jail by the evil henchmen Hartbinder of all that that is evilness - the eu antichrist and he meets his roommate (uh, are they called roommates in prison?) Muzzy who, though is not the reasonable man as I had earlier suggested, is another soldier in the reasonable man's army of reasonable people this time a human rights activists all for free parking who has also been thrown in jail for his bouts of reasonableness and who helps our buddy Ronald to break out by using his already known iron eating super power and eats the iron bars that cage them in. Raja Singham's face. And then Neil Patrick Harris as the coolio prison doctor who is so damn NAM about the whole gay drama says meh though he gets in the way with his horny schemes as this guy comes on and sings. Or something... Yeah?

I tell you now though, it's very distracting to write a screenplay whilst watching Stardust which is like one of the epic-est movie ever and I'm alternating between writing absolute bullshit and laughing madly at the telly. Raja Singham's face. It's the end fight scene right now... So tension! Tristaann!! Look outt!!!! Raja Singham's face! Oh my gosh the voodoo doll clay figure thing so creeeeppyyy!!!! AAAhhhhh Tristan!!!!! Raja Singham's face! Shit! Oh my god she's lying! Raja Singham's face!

And so you have it. I wanted to say something else but I cannot remember... Hahahah! And also I'm too lazy to read it again to edit it... Meh!

JAIL! the musical.

Of course, i cannot resist talking about jail the musical. now what is jail! the musical? perhaps you might scoff and think oh its another ridonkulous shot malaysians are taking, trying to ride on the 'Impak Maksima's tidal wave of success and have another movie that involves convicts.

you are wrong.
apart from my inability to punctuate and capitalize, you should see beyond it. you should see how open ended this whole jail the musical could be. why?

first of all from the picture you must ask the question: (omg why do i always list stuff?) its like so obvious in my brain i have flow charts and lists for my decisions.... nvm...
1. first of all: are these the ONLY four characters that will be in the musical? how strictly will we actually adhere to the definitions that these WILL be the ONLY four characters in the movie?
a. when we require chorus scenes, whilst singing a main part, do they have to bow their head, tukar baju and then come out in a tutu (eg: mr. reasonable man in a tutu), along with muzzy and ronald dworkin, prancing about singing the chorus and alternating with the lead?

b. or we'll have to break our non existent budget and bring in dancers. (due to our locations and human trafficking rampant in south east asia, our best bet are the ladies behind brickfields... we'll pay the pimps and take them out of human trafficking and make them broadway hits)
-our human right attempt for the day here...

2. ok so if they're the only four characters in the musical lah, are they ALL PROTAGANISTS? so that would mean there would be NO CONFLICT right?
-wouldn't that make this a crap musical? it'll be like mama mia. and i hate mama mia. unless we follow the plot of mama mia to the t.

a. ronald dworkin is about to get married and then he invites the three potential men who could be his father
-muzzy
-neil patrick harris
-mr rajasingam

3. what if some of them could be the villians? i mean how would that work? would they have to run to the back for costume change and appear in their alter ego?
a. ronald mcdworkin-dressed as ronald mcdonalds representing the commercialism and conman of his burger making abilities.
-his beef patty slays your muzzy ass anytime.

b. or perhaps it is neil patrick harris who is the bad guy as doogie houser. who has the surgeon hands of death that can paralyze you with one finger to your vein or with one finger nail he cuts your brachial vein and then you die.
-but we'd have to invest in a time machine.
-now you know why i dont like doctors right. they're like always fondling sharp objects and promising things that hurt like hell dont hurt...

4. who is muzzy?
of all the convicts, muzzy is the only who has been to jail because he ate parking meters. no i swear. just wiki him and see and he successfully managed to break out of jail. he ate the bars of the jail cell.

what are the implications of these useless facts?
a. he could be a real great hero in jail the musical. cause he has jail experience. potentially even more than the rest of the blokes.
b. he's a badass for eating parking meters.
c. and then he ate the jail bars too. he's bad ass. he's like your hardened criminal.
d. he can also rearrange computer programs.
e. but then this all happens in gondoland, so he might not know anything in earth.

5. i could write about neil patrick harris, but then i suspect that you guys know more. plus: i like him when he's high on mushrooms and can see unicorns.

6. the reasonable man is very reasonable. and im scared of him.

7. ronald dworkin i dunno i want to cry. maybe ameera help me.

ok ive given my input. after you give me the story line. i get the music ok.

sneak preview:
1. could mawi be the potential villain?
2. what about the angkasawan?
3. do they only serve roti osama in jail cause he's like the poster boy for WANTED?

tune in. maybe chloius would finally post something..