Attention: Chloius

Dearest Chloius,

Due to the circumstances, I am greatly upset by your conventional sleep-cycle and I do wonder if there was a way I could fuckup your sleep-cycle, therefore enabling you to join me for 5am breakfasts.

I realize that you are more likely to be able to turn up at breakfast this year as opposed to last year because you do have a car and the fear of you being bludgeoned to death by the Bangla immigrants that stay outside your house will be minimized.

Despite the car factor, I have not seen your face for breakfast at all this year. And I am very upset. So please keep inhuman hours once more, like you always have been doing since i knew you. Please stop going to bed at one or two. That should be reserved for ebony. You stay up. PLEASE.

Sleep at eight am. wake up at six pm.
please for the love of god.
PLEASE CHLOIUS MESS UP YOUR GODDAMNED SLEEP CYCLE.
:(
for Chellius? :D
i want BREAKFASSSSSSTTT and stupid kopi that gives me diarrhea.

So uh, ya, when you can come for breakfast. COME OK. cause i wanna die di. ok so we can't play tekken at 8am, but takkan you see me only for tekken and streetfighter right? right? I'm under the assumption that our friendship is based on far more stable ground.
ie: since you have reds now... but i suspect that its already all done... ok i wanna die di ok.

Love,
Your friendly neighbourhood Unicorn: Chellius UNICORN IN DISTRESS