JAIL! the musical.

Of course, i cannot resist talking about jail the musical. now what is jail! the musical? perhaps you might scoff and think oh its another ridonkulous shot malaysians are taking, trying to ride on the 'Impak Maksima's tidal wave of success and have another movie that involves convicts.

you are wrong.
apart from my inability to punctuate and capitalize, you should see beyond it. you should see how open ended this whole jail the musical could be. why?

first of all from the picture you must ask the question: (omg why do i always list stuff?) its like so obvious in my brain i have flow charts and lists for my decisions.... nvm...
1. first of all: are these the ONLY four characters that will be in the musical? how strictly will we actually adhere to the definitions that these WILL be the ONLY four characters in the movie?
a. when we require chorus scenes, whilst singing a main part, do they have to bow their head, tukar baju and then come out in a tutu (eg: mr. reasonable man in a tutu), along with muzzy and ronald dworkin, prancing about singing the chorus and alternating with the lead?

b. or we'll have to break our non existent budget and bring in dancers. (due to our locations and human trafficking rampant in south east asia, our best bet are the ladies behind brickfields... we'll pay the pimps and take them out of human trafficking and make them broadway hits)
-our human right attempt for the day here...

2. ok so if they're the only four characters in the musical lah, are they ALL PROTAGANISTS? so that would mean there would be NO CONFLICT right?
-wouldn't that make this a crap musical? it'll be like mama mia. and i hate mama mia. unless we follow the plot of mama mia to the t.

a. ronald dworkin is about to get married and then he invites the three potential men who could be his father
-muzzy
-neil patrick harris
-mr rajasingam

3. what if some of them could be the villians? i mean how would that work? would they have to run to the back for costume change and appear in their alter ego?
a. ronald mcdworkin-dressed as ronald mcdonalds representing the commercialism and conman of his burger making abilities.
-his beef patty slays your muzzy ass anytime.

b. or perhaps it is neil patrick harris who is the bad guy as doogie houser. who has the surgeon hands of death that can paralyze you with one finger to your vein or with one finger nail he cuts your brachial vein and then you die.
-but we'd have to invest in a time machine.
-now you know why i dont like doctors right. they're like always fondling sharp objects and promising things that hurt like hell dont hurt...

4. who is muzzy?
of all the convicts, muzzy is the only who has been to jail because he ate parking meters. no i swear. just wiki him and see and he successfully managed to break out of jail. he ate the bars of the jail cell.

what are the implications of these useless facts?
a. he could be a real great hero in jail the musical. cause he has jail experience. potentially even more than the rest of the blokes.
b. he's a badass for eating parking meters.
c. and then he ate the jail bars too. he's bad ass. he's like your hardened criminal.
d. he can also rearrange computer programs.
e. but then this all happens in gondoland, so he might not know anything in earth.

5. i could write about neil patrick harris, but then i suspect that you guys know more. plus: i like him when he's high on mushrooms and can see unicorns.

6. the reasonable man is very reasonable. and im scared of him.

7. ronald dworkin i dunno i want to cry. maybe ameera help me.

ok ive given my input. after you give me the story line. i get the music ok.

sneak preview:
1. could mawi be the potential villain?
2. what about the angkasawan?
3. do they only serve roti osama in jail cause he's like the poster boy for WANTED?

tune in. maybe chloius would finally post something..