Re: JAIL! The Musical

You are either psychic or I am very predictable Chellius. Or perhaps I haven't anything to say anymore but to question someone else's mental instabilities in an attempt to deny my own because I am questioning your reasoning and sanity here Chellius...

How the crack whore is Raja Singham the reasonable man? I think Muzzy would better fit that role. Or have I somehow blanked out what I said before and am contradicting myself again?

Anyway Muzzy, reasonable man... Why? Because eating parking meters is NOT a crime but it's his way of fighting the Man. And who is the Man? Why it's the evil eu antichrist or also known as establishment! Muzzy is the best candidate as our hero here my friend. His parking meter feeding frenzy was a campaign for human rights and is a metaphorical fight against ... :jeng, jeng, jeng: HARTBINDER! Who believes himself to be the man with his can-opener nose but is really just a henchman.

And also his ability to eat jail bars proves that nothing can hold down the righteous seekers of truth and add the whole "Prison Break" drama that people seem to like. Perhaps there's a way to add some "Lost" in there too (they get lost trying trying to escape or something like get stuck between the walls or something) because after all, we already have a much cooler version of "Heroes" with all the superpower play that we have and yeah we're that unoriginal we have to copy off popular prime time tv shows.

Raja Singham... cameo la... Comic relief. Picture this, amidst the drama and hoolabaloo Raja Singham's face pops out of no where and disappears again only to pop up at irregular intervals especially when the tension is too much to bare lest we all strip off our clothes and run off in mad frenzy.

Neil Patrick Harris on the other hand is pure awesomeness. I at first pictured him as an inmate with a multiple personality disorder drifting in and out of Barney, himself in Harold and Kumar plus mushrooms and unicorns and filthy whores and the rare but occasional Doogie Howser with his pubescent genius. Then I realized that that would be too confusing to the audience and now think it would be pretty epic if we went instead with a teenaged sex-crazed bisexual prison Medical Doctor who enjoys mushroom trips with unicorn sightings and thinks of nothing other than rad scenarios with which to get laid with both male and female inmates and uh... inanimate objcts... What do you think guys? He may be the best crafted character yet in my head.

Raja Singham's face!

I don't know anything about Ronald Dworkin. You guys write his plot. I guess he could be Muzzy's roommate who escapes with Muzzy when Muzzy eats the jail bars and ooooo!!!

Raja Singham's face!

Okay so Ronald Dworkin as one of the many, many, many uber reasonable (uh, he is right?) representatives of the reasonable man has been thrown into jail by the evil henchmen Hartbinder of all that that is evilness - the eu antichrist and he meets his roommate (uh, are they called roommates in prison?) Muzzy who, though is not the reasonable man as I had earlier suggested, is another soldier in the reasonable man's army of reasonable people this time a human rights activists all for free parking who has also been thrown in jail for his bouts of reasonableness and who helps our buddy Ronald to break out by using his already known iron eating super power and eats the iron bars that cage them in. Raja Singham's face. And then Neil Patrick Harris as the coolio prison doctor who is so damn NAM about the whole gay drama says meh though he gets in the way with his horny schemes as this guy comes on and sings. Or something... Yeah?

I tell you now though, it's very distracting to write a screenplay whilst watching Stardust which is like one of the epic-est movie ever and I'm alternating between writing absolute bullshit and laughing madly at the telly. Raja Singham's face. It's the end fight scene right now... So tension! Tristaann!! Look outt!!!! Raja Singham's face! Oh my gosh the voodoo doll clay figure thing so creeeeppyyy!!!! AAAhhhhh Tristan!!!!! Raja Singham's face! Shit! Oh my god she's lying! Raja Singham's face!

And so you have it. I wanted to say something else but I cannot remember... Hahahah! And also I'm too lazy to read it again to edit it... Meh!