I had dinner too recently with someone who wanted to dress up as a zombie. All I could think of is... I kill zombies... I fucking kill zombies man... With all the practice we've had killing zombies Chellius, we've never actually stopped to think that these fucking zombies could be... people we know and love (not that I knew or loved said person)...
The zombie dresser also said that the H1N1 gonna mutate to H1Z1 = zombie apocalypse...
How to survive a zombie apocalypse:
1. Make sure you have money in your wallet.
2. Change sufficient tokens.
3. Kaching the tokens into the machine.
4. Pick up your gun from the slot.
5. Shoooooot!
6. Repeat if necessary.
7. If you give up because it's just so insanely expensive to survive, play Tekken instead.
Now that we've survived the apocalypse, we have to live with the repercussions that we killed our friends and family. Dahlah I only have 5 friends :(
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