Dear Chellius,
Now that you are JK Rowling's pen pal, I was hoping that you would ask her to give me tickets to watch Harry Potter on the 16th which is when it comes out and is also my birthday :)
I also had something else to say but I forgot what with being your secret admirer and all... Life is just too exciting that everything slips in and out of my mind with a blink of my eye.
Oh, I accidentally used the word existentialistic and whilst I know what it means I'm not sure what it means you know? I assumed it was something along the lines of poyo omg I'm so smart listen to me bullshit... What do you think?
Love,
Chloius
Your secret admirer who has turned you down after a date before
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