Kungpow chicken

Once upon a time there was a little fart. The little fart smelled really bad and no one wanted to be his friend (yes, the fart was a dude). He was very sad that he had no friends. One day he saw a book lying by the side of the road next to the drain and he picked it up. What he didn't know was that this little book was a magical book. The little fart flipped open the cover and immediately he was hit by a rush of rainbow sparkles. A unicorn head butted out of the pages and snorted at him in a giggling sort of way. The sparkles engulfed the little fart and he was magically transformed into... a little squirt.

Now you may ask yourself, what is the difference between a little fart and a little squirt. To that question I answer, exactly the same difference between a little squirt and a little runt. Each little makes him ever so slightly more uh bigger?

Every time he opened the book he grew a little bit more as if by magic until he grew into... THE REASONABLE MAN.

And then everyone wanted to kill him because they were unreasonable what with him having all the reason and all. They formed the EU to try to do so (and Malaysia which in turn farted out Singapore and so on so forth although nothing has come of it yet, it is just Singapore... who drinks our water in exchange of nothing I can think of at the moment).

Would you believe I'm staying awake for longer periods more easily than during my exam? Then I don't sleep for 36 hours I cannot think. Now I gungho write story. What la. Chellius, apa itu kungpow chicken? All I thinking of is kungfu fighting ching chong cheng chang chung cheang chu chu chu... Ya dig?