today ameera (will not be known as ameer-us because of the american-us problem) help me to become makeup robber.
see im so jobless and so kiam siap (cause i saving to buy cantik flip flops) so i refuse to buy my makeup just yet.
what to do.
must curi make up from elsewhere lah kan. not like im gonna buy.
the math is:
1. i live next to tropicana mall.
2. i use the relatively not expensive loreal foundation (can be found in any drugstore one) but not as crappy as maybelline. crappy nonetheless.
3. so i would have to go to places that obviously sell makeup that i can campak on my face so i dont look like accident specialist burn victim unit person.
the places that are available to me would be
1. carrefour
2. caring pharmacy (what a gay name)
3. stage (this makeup i think for trannies cause all the pics of the chicks look like man)
4. bodyshop (but the shop is realy small and if i wanna use their makeup i can do it only once and fast too)
5. ok i think got no more adi.
so ya. i have approximately 5 places i can go and possibly rotate to carrefour occasionally since the store is so big.
yes ive even contemplated switching my almost empty bottle with the tester's bottle because there is no barcode on the tester bottle (if im not mistaken).
but i suspect that it equivalent to shoplifting. ya i dun wanna be like criminal all. just mini one. like abuse the tester.
ok so i told ameera to go through the front way instead of the cashier way we usually do. cause then the guards cannot like immediately cham that im going in for the tester only. i told her act casual like we were browsing for other stuff.
then go to the make up part.
iok sound like damm easy. but then of course not cause got this lady that sits by herself at the counter heavily made up like dam chun but then all she does there is just stare at the make up shelf that has gambar of heavily made up women.
ok so i needed ameera to cover me cause if the lady see me like pumping away at the make up and then realizing that i took more like half of the bottle of foundation instead of the dollop to try it on my skin to check the colour, then they get like dam angry right.
cause that would be like abuse of tester-thingy and you know them capitalists, cannot abuse them one, only they can abuse us by giving us bad consumer treatment (ie: only giving us really cacat makeup shades)
so ameera stood in front of me to shield me from the makeup lady while i pumped the make up in my hand. and all the while i was like "ok be cool, be stealth".
then how to stealth cause my hand dipenuhi oleh foundation. it was like dripping everywhere. and ameera of course i think she already ingat i bodoh but then i needed her to shield my hand. but it was like flooding.
so i had to stick it out like it was a burn mark or something.
"ok cool just act like its a birthmark." thats what i told her i was doing anyway.
and then we had to bypass the guards.
that was why i needed ameera there cause she can stand in front of me and keep me covered, so the guards dont see me with large amounts of foundation so they think that i mencuri.
and then we lari until the toilet so i can campak the foundation on top of my face. so ya that's why i dun wana go out anymore cause damm freaking maafan to get ready. i must go to shopping center to steal make up to come out of my house cause i look freaking ugly without make up lala.
ya so my adventure today.
to our other friends who have not had made up names for this blog
i'll work on it ok. cause i realize some names with the US at the back seem to come out sounding weird.
so maybe we name you all like urhgh.... Ameerar (like caesar)
and uh farhan can be faro (like nero)
mel you can be urh melus i guess cause melus still sounds kinda greeky acceptable. if if forgot anyone just mail me ok. i put your name on the side bar or something :D yay.
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