Ok guys, guess what farhan has decided to keep his mustache. so i'll call him farhan from now until he gives up keeping his tache. if he gives up (or is unable to grow a stache) he will forever be known as marc anthony or jessica.
so is anyone wondering if its physically possible for farhan to keep a mustache? i'm more worried what it'll look like once he's grown it.
i mean what if he cant really grow it so all it can do is an adolf? then we'd be hanging out in burger king with adolf. so gross ok. austrian freak.
he had one testicle.
or you could go crazy and grow your moustache like salvador dali (ya apparently he has made facial hair his thing) areas past the mouth must be shaved. i dont really get it.
but apparently farhan would need styling kits for this. should we buy farhan styling kits? i mean imagine what you could do wei? you could style your beard into heartshaped and pony shaped shit.
he was also impotent. uh im talking about dali ya not farhan lol. that one i not sure lah i just read it in some random chinese book. hee hee.
ok ok so who wants to have like suggestions on how farhan should bela his stache? i think that he would look really good and very patriotik if he bela his stache into a scraggly 'najib-like' do. his brother already has a badawi stache right?
ok farhan just told me to write what i think. u know what i think?
i dont tink you'll grow a stache. cause you actually can't. cause you know i swear to god ive not seen your upper lip ever turn green before ok.
but you're goin to tell us:
"aww hey guys see i was like brushing my teeth and then like always i take out my razor and then uh oh i shaved it OK and man i know that i had a bet and all but its like total habit since i was twelve so ya i shaved even though i promised i wouldn't."
that would be your story lah. but truth be told, you probably realized aw shit man this moustache is so jarang might as well just shave it all off cause they'll just laugh at me and wonder if there's a causal link between adolf hitler's scant moustache and single testicle and i scientifically know there totally isnt but i can't prove it to them.
or here's a tip. even if you can't grow one. you can use eyeliner and draw on moustache. just get the brown one (cause black will look seriously unreal and fake and we'll totally know you drew it on). you can belikan eyeliner in mydin. dam near your house right?
o u kno what else works, you should wax your upper lip and then it turns black for a while and then you'll totally look like hitler for a month (id kno cause it seriously happened to me ok, not cool)
ok so guys do you really think farhan is goin to grow his moustache? i dont believe him cause he's just going to go out of his way and not make things interesting. and im also worried that if he does grow his moustache:
1. he cant be boon siew (for obvious racist reasons)
2. he cant be jessica (cause we assume jessica goes to bangsar to do threading)
3. he can still be super unsarky stache boy
4. he cant be suk yao (refer to #1)
i'll update if farhan actually grows his stache. HAHAHAHAH you'll look like TERRORIST OK. like al-farhannah terrorist where you bomb people with your human laxative abilities. omg farhannah is like a woman.
ok lah you doing feminism essay right? we make you farhannah until you grow your stache ok?
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