i just saw the stupidest trailer

HAHHAHA I JUST SAW THE NEW TWILIGHT TRAILER. ok ok i think its got a different poyo name like dark moon or blood moon or new blood moon some shit like that lah ok. but its twilight franchise.

im just blogging to remind you lot not to contribute to this monster of a franchise cause remember, even though it goes to gsc (dont go to gsc i hate them to hell), so even if the money goes to tgv and some to the actors bla bla.

a portion of your measley eight dollars goes to THE HORRIFYING ACTORS and the HORRIFYING WRITER. ugh oh god. hahhahhaa.

anyway so i saw the trailer. i had to bite my baju to stop laughing.
ITS SOOOOO POYO.
got ppl try to ride motorbike so she'll almost die but then she like doesnt die ( ya i was hoping she dies but evidently the character doesnt die hence the horrible urh what three books of twilight? or are they more)
and the actress doesnt die cause apparently she will be playing joan jett in some joan jett movie.

WHY HER WHY HER PLAYING JOAN JETT. ugh. it gets this bad lah.
oh ya so she tries to kill herself
its so funny. its like edward cullen standing around everywhere like smoke and all ITS SOOOO FUNNY. and ya thankfully edward cullen still has the poyo angsty urh analretentive constipated face.

and then he thinks she has died so he wants to die too. huh i tak faham but his sister can go and find his girlfriend. the question is: how come he is so sure his girlfriend is dead when we all want her to die (like saddam how we all wnat them to die but they NEVER DO) and ppl like mj die even though we dont want them to die.

anyway. the trailer is freaking funny. its like da vinci code (ugh) meets turd. and da vinci code was already kinda turdish. their makeup is AS BAD I TELL YOU. the guy's hair is still like he cut off his janggut to tampal on his side of his head so it looks all ruggard.

highlight of the trailer: there's a scene of native american boys who lunge forward. but i suspect they might have airbrushed abs.
sigh.
and they're probably younger than me :( ok ya so i was at work when i watched the trailer. i tell you antm the first ten minutes is WAAAY MORE CHUNTEDFIED than this twilight piece of crap lah.

I HEART TYRA. she allowing ppl shorter than 5'7 ahh man WE CAN ALL BE ANTM TOOOOO. so ya you all ready for next cycle ok? I SUPPORT YOU. i can make posters.just that the poster wont look like you lah.