Wednesday, October 21, 2009

cool swears

Anatomy/Swear/Phrase of the day : CUNTY MC CUNT - insert whenever excited, irritated, angry, hungry, bored etc. Fitting for most occasions, can be used instead of fuck or damn or hypochondriac. Cannot be used to replace rajasingham's face so please do not attempt to make it fit.

Infection of the day : swearwordsitis - where every made up infection ends with itis - cunty mc cunt - and doesn't make much sense anymore.

Extra note to Marc Antony who a few posts back complained of the posts getting shorter. The posts are not getting shorter cunty mc cunt. Your eyesight is.

4 comments:

Chellius said...

ive never really used the word cunt before. ive always thought twat would suffice. and usually id say fucktwat instead of just twat.

in attempt to use it properly:

that cunty mc cunt laugh of brain's baby sounds like a cunty mc cunt alien that wants to take over our cunty mc cunt planet.

hope that sounded like an actual swear. hahaa.

Anonymous said...

Cunty Mc Cunt! That's some swear Chellius!

Marc Anthony said...

Cunty mc cunt is a very catchy swear word. I propose that it be inducted into the Chloius/Chellius International Dictonary of Swearing and Anatomy.

Swearworditis doesn't actually exist. It is a condition of the mind which thinks it is an infection but in reality is just how people talk. This is why the only cure known for swearworditis is to swear so much that nobody notices anymore. Thankfully this already happens

Anonymous said...

Love it Marc Antony. Brilliance on your part. You may be short sighted but you are most definitely far sighted.