since my system is down i thought i would be honest about something to you guys. i saw this picture of tony blair and something about the eu and i realized in my heart that i have been hiding this truth from myself ever since first year.
im still in love with tony blair. i mean after seeing his pictures in my heart i know that he is the man for me.
dearest tony blair,
u must understand that my love for you is real and true, because although people hype about obama being the sexiest politician, i actually dont think so. no one is as endearingly short as you and no one else looks so closely like a monkey the way you do.
after attending a few classes in clp ive recognized that my lifelong dream is to adopt a monkey that is suffering from rabies and i would want to nurse it back to health so it will love me back. seeing your photos made me realize that if i had you as the man in my life, it would be so much like that! you do remind me of a little rabid monkey and i believe that it is that quality that made you so beautiful in my eyes.
when i saw that man in the movie the queen it made me weep when i realized that you are no longer prime minister. and they got an ugly guy to play you. and an ugly guy to replace you. where is the scientific logic in that asking a totally ugly guy to lead your country? gee man, that's just illogical.
your wife cherie blair (god smite her as i speak) her picture is in my house. apparently she has met my uncle. i had actually sent him to meet her to ensure her swift death, then when you are a widower you will meet me and you will realize that your true place in life is by my side. however, my uncle being a great law abiding lawyer man, only decided to pose for a moment with cheri and give me that horrifying picture. i made it into a shrine of anti cherie, in hopes of one day you realizing that i am your true love.
oh how i wish that you would know that i am alive. tony tony, we could go and shop for makeup together and bask in our mutual insecurities of having uneven skin tones. oh tony, how i yearn for your love each time my system crashes and i google images your face. what would it take for you to come down to malaysia and then find your true soul mate?
with all my beloved sighs and pain and heartache,
chellius
im still in love with tony blair. i mean after seeing his pictures in my heart i know that he is the man for me.
dearest tony blair,
u must understand that my love for you is real and true, because although people hype about obama being the sexiest politician, i actually dont think so. no one is as endearingly short as you and no one else looks so closely like a monkey the way you do.
after attending a few classes in clp ive recognized that my lifelong dream is to adopt a monkey that is suffering from rabies and i would want to nurse it back to health so it will love me back. seeing your photos made me realize that if i had you as the man in my life, it would be so much like that! you do remind me of a little rabid monkey and i believe that it is that quality that made you so beautiful in my eyes.
when i saw that man in the movie the queen it made me weep when i realized that you are no longer prime minister. and they got an ugly guy to play you. and an ugly guy to replace you. where is the scientific logic in that asking a totally ugly guy to lead your country? gee man, that's just illogical.
your wife cherie blair (god smite her as i speak) her picture is in my house. apparently she has met my uncle. i had actually sent him to meet her to ensure her swift death, then when you are a widower you will meet me and you will realize that your true place in life is by my side. however, my uncle being a great law abiding lawyer man, only decided to pose for a moment with cheri and give me that horrifying picture. i made it into a shrine of anti cherie, in hopes of one day you realizing that i am your true love.
oh how i wish that you would know that i am alive. tony tony, we could go and shop for makeup together and bask in our mutual insecurities of having uneven skin tones. oh tony, how i yearn for your love each time my system crashes and i google images your face. what would it take for you to come down to malaysia and then find your true soul mate?
with all my beloved sighs and pain and heartache,
chellius
the loveliest picture i could find of you i will put on my blog so everyone will know my deepset feelings for your handsome face. 
4 comments:
Oh Tony Blair, Chellius' love, her dove.
hi govind
Rabid monkeys! Whoo-hoo!
I lol-ed. So love his face.
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