KOE CAN BLOG WOOFUCKINGHOO!!!!!
Dear Chellius, we are at work. I think your anatomy/infection idea is ingenius so I shall do you a favour and start first.
My favourite anatomy of the day are feet. They look like hands but aren't. They are non-hands. Isn't that amazing? I know, I thought so too, that is why they are my favourite anatomy of the day. Amazing huh?
My favourite infection of the day is... Or should I say most HATED because you know, no one wants to get an infection. So my most hated infection of the day is andrewisanalitis because I just don't like him. Unfortunately also however, I can barely remember him other than his face looks like my ass.
So there you have it Chellius. Hope you enjoyed it and feel slightly more informed about life.
Love,
Chloius
5 comments:
dear chloius,
chellius would want to know why did you pick feet as the anatomy of the day? is it of its cleverness to take us from place to place?
is it because one would think that the invention of cars would render feet redundant however the twist is that you would NEED feet to operate your car?
i personally dont like the way feet look but i love its utility. have you seen this osim ad where the feet communicate to one another I HATE THAT OK. IT LOOKS SO GROSS
Dear Chellius,
Since you asked - no, I didn't choose feet because of it's utility or anything fancy smancy. I chose feet because they look good in pretty heels.
Love,
Chloius
ok so im supposed to make a sentence with the anatomy of the day:
1. i feel extremely uncomfortable at my desk sometimes because my surroundings tend to smell like feet. however i feel better when the boy that smells like my bolstie walks by.
2. advertisements where you make feet do humanoid things such as play rock paper scissors or when you draw faces on them creep me out to death.
infection of the day:
1. i believe that you are exhibiting symptoms of the andrewisanalitis because you cannot stop touching yourself. i mean your things
Dear Chloius and Chellius,
Your game looks like so much fun so I`ll join in too.
1. Ensure that your feet are always in good condition. That way you`ll be able to run away from people who suffer from andrewisanalitis.
2. Andrewisanalitis does not only occur in people named Andrew. Please consult your physician if you are displaying any of the following symptoms: Creepy leering at the opposite sex, creepy touching of the opposite sex, severe inhibition of the sense of humour or a sense of superiority from being white.
marc anthony.
i concur with my learned breatheren.
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA this is the most stupidly accurate thing ive ever read.
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