Monday, October 12, 2009

it's everythingaday!

Hello, and welcome back to anatomy of the day coming to you five days a week from Monday to Friday. Todays anatomy is udders. That's right udders. You heard me, udders. Like, hey where are the udders going? Or, does that shop really say udders on it's signboard? Perhaps even ola udders, we is ze shiitz! I'll even go as far as to say oi you udders, stop squirting those peepole!
Why udders you may ask. I would reply what udders? There are no udders here but us...

Also, because in Singapore, they harvest milk from plastic cows that graze by roadside pastures and are green and yellow. They have udders.
Infection of the day? Areyouscaredyetitis. Also known as oh I drank milk from Singapore now I want to touch people in the dark and agree with ANYTHING!

2 comments:

Chellius said...

ok ok so udders right i must make sentence.

udders like to go look for new words in a dictionary each day to seem smart.

udders like to wear hats.

udders like to eat fried egg each morning from the mamak.

Anonymous said...

Udders like to do naughty things that we would never do. They do them because they are udders.

Isn't the udders a scary movie?

Areyouscaredyetitis infects only the udders...