Imaginary friends

anatomy of the day: wrists

why did i choose wrists? not causse they're bony. is cause its the place where convicts tattoo their prison numbers on. really. so say you have this guy that comes into your office and everyone is really happy to see him, you think oh wow must be a really nice guy cause everyone that worked with him is really happy to see him again right.

but then you realize oh my god, what if the reason why they're happy to see him is cause they're happy to see that he got out of jail safe?
when he's alone at work he looks really sad. not because he wants to look pensieve and sexy for women.
its because is remembering the time he is in jail. that's why he's really sad. not because its his regular expression. he was remembering all the men that found him attractive and he realized that he shouldve had his face beat to shit before he went to jail.

how do you confirm this? check his wrists to see if he has a barcode with his prison number tattooed there. omg he just looked at me, maybe he can see me writing this cause he's a convict wtih super mental powers.

infection of the day: tb or tumor-bunnyculosis

its when you think you see the tb everywhere. when you're talking to your friends, you see his face floating in front of you and saying your name over and over.
its when you are talking about something random, it comes over and makes fun of you and calls you a faggot when you're not looking.
and only you can see it. your friends cant see it. only you can hear it.
and it says you're evil cause you are but since you're in denial you tell other people that it is evil.

by the way, if you have tb, in 2004, there has been reported 1.6 million deaths from tb. so you have been warned. so uh, go and buy for me flowers because i know how to tell tb to go away from you. he listens to me. wonder why. maybe cause IM A NICE PERSON and you're not.