today we not so word generating crazy. but chloe is being stalkerish on google street maps. and i can see antichrist laughing to himself quietly. maybe he's plotting.
anatomy of the day: oblong brain. you have oblong brain when you pretend to work at a mamak. you dont actually possess the requisite skills to take orders, remember them, do arithmetic in your mind and then shout at people their orders to put them in their places.
if you got oblong brain, you will play during your work hours, like humming little songs in dudu du with a blank expression on your face. and when its time for you to clean up the plates, you twirl your hands around and make whoosh sounds. omg antichrist look at me hahaa he knows.
you wonder why when you ask him to kira your bill, he stands there as you tell him what you ate, but then he runs away to dunno where, so you never really get to know your total. after that there'll be this nice lady who'll tell you not to talk to him cause he's
"oblong brained" ya well then apparently. i might've misheard her. but i heard oblong and i guess i must understand that if your brain is more oblong than most, you only sing dudu songs and make whooshing noises.
infection of the day: (speculative), its when the oblong brain man is actually a pigeon disguised as a mamak guy.
if you think about it, the oblong guy actually behave like pigeon, he makes whoo hoo sounds, and flaps around. and doesnt know how to count. or how to talk. so if you have an oblong brain, youre likely to be experiencing pigeon-oblongitis.
7 comments:
Dear Chellius,
Does this mean that your brain is quite oblong? As in more oblong than most because you sing dudu songs and make whooshing noises...
Just wondering,
Chloius.
Dear Chloius,
I also thought of Chellius when I read the post. Especially at the third paragraph.
I have to ask, if your brain is oblong, does your head have to be oblong too?
Marc Anthonu
dear chickenasses,
evidently the answer to marc anthony's question is: indeed your head is a container for brains, therefore it will imitate the shape of the brains. like usually accident victims have squashed heads cause their brains are liquid.
seeing the fact that my face and head are not oblong at all, i dont think i have pigeon oblongitis but thanks for your assholic concern.
love, chellius
ok now i cant stop laughing antichrist looking at me ok
She must have an oblong brain though Marc Anthony because she makes weird noises everytime... Right or not?
Her brain would have to be oblong to make those noises. But I also saw someone making those noises with her whos brain isn't oblong. So I don't know anymore.
ooooo are we talking about aliffff? :D i mean he's a good l5r player isnt he? thats just how i remember his name. really.
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