As we get more and more insane, senile and demented (all of which comes with age) I would like to shout out our anatomy of the day to something that is progressively regressing - our brain; the source of our intellect or lack thereof, where our brainfarts stem from and go to die, where we create random words for lack of one that describes particular brain fluid movement...
Brain: Oh look, Brain is going for lunch. Do you think we are invited?
Brain: Eh, your brain up your ass oredi ah?
Brain: Apatu? (what a most unfortunate patient said to his doctor after a botched up operation)
Brain: Faarrt!
Since I am writing about brains in todays article, our disease of the day would make much sense if connected to the brain as well. So what then is our disease of the day? It's not new nor original - stickitothemaniosis. An illness suffered by children the world around that unfortunately disappears with age. It is an extremely awesome disease to have but most unfortunately not as contagious as we would like it to be. It is often said to be a dying strain on the cusps of extinction yet everytime it seems as if there can be no more tomorrows, which is what probably would happen when stickitothemaniosis is no more, a sudden burst of hope appears on the horizon and not all is lost. I say that it is connected to the brain because without it our brains would be nothing more than mush, churned and churned again, washed out and filled in with repetitive words we were taught to say. Also the safest way to ensure that you are infected with this disease is to keep your brain up your ass.
Stickitothemaniosis: Way to stick it to the man Marc Anthony!
Stickitothemaniosis: Listen to them! Can't you see that they are suffering from stickitothemaniosis?
Stickitothemaniosis: What, is your brain up your ass? Oh no, it isn't. It's up YOUR ASS! YEAHH! STICKITOTHEMANIOSIS MOTHERFUCKER!
Stickitothemaniosis: Faarrt!
We are currently in a state of emergency. Without our brains and stickitothemaniosis we will be sucked into the depths of repulsiveness filled with the likes of Twilight and Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift. There are many of us fighting against the grain out there, please feel free to join in. We need you.
Extra: Constipation - what happens when Chellius and Chloius tahan macho...
5 comments:
brain: brain like to facebook and play texas holdem while pretending to work.
brain: hey do you think brain realizes we think adonis is hotter than him?
stickittothemosis: i really like miley cyrus. does that mean im unlikely to have stickittothemosis?
Brain: Aneurism.
Brain: Do you think people realize our poor puns with their brains?
Stickitothemaniosis: Black night! Black night! Can't see, dark light! Lalalala! What? Oh, stickitothemaniosis!
Stickitothemaniosis: Ahaha, people with other anal diseases like areyouscaredyetitis and shaphallus and chia-mydia cannot get sick with stickitothemaniosis!
brain just limped to the toilet. poor brain. maybe brain got diarrea. what happens when your brain get diarrea?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
What happens when your brain gets diarrhea... What a scary question. Your brain must be on diarrhea to ask it...
The brain is actually a mythical creature much like a unicorn, except that unicorns exist. The legend is that once a century someone will be born with a brain and will lead humanity to enlightenment. This has not happened yet.
When a brain gets diarrhea it fills your head with shit. This happens often to everyone.
Stickitothemaniosis only afflicts the young. Becaus when they grow up they become the 'man' and suffer from stickupassitis and gettingstuckitoiosis.
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