A story of EPIC proportions.

You may be wondering what this is but this is all that it is. Using a random word generator Marc Antony, Chellius and I created a story for your reading pleasure. The idea is to use whatever random word is generated to form a sentence (the caps words are the generated words) and from there create a story, each sentence relating somewhat to the last. Not only did chaos ensue, I got paid for it too. Unless the people of power are looking in on my screen now and saw that all I'm doing is having fun. Work isn't supposed to be fun. People here are very serious. Which is very scary for both Chellius and I. Please don't deduct my pay if you are looking in. Thank you.

One day, a bull decided to dive off a HILL to test gravity.
The bull flew in the sky and felt very HAPPY
Then the bull saw the clouds form random words like DISGORGING and didn't know what it meant.
While the bull wondered what disgorging meant, the clouds formed a CULT and chased him.
but suddenly the bull remembered the concept of gravity and asked the cult if they would FANCY a new pair of shoes
before he jatuh
The cult looked at the bull and sparked up a JOINT which they shared all around.
Suddenly, flying felt so NATURAL to the bull that he forgot he tengah jatuh
And right before he hit the ground he realized that he NEVER had a chance to try on a pair of udders and prance around pretending to be a cow
And that he hadn't EATEN his favourite food yet which is what he always wanted to do right before he died.
As he approached the ground he remembered a LECTURE he once heard about his favourite food.
And that lecture specified that if he came into close CONTACT with his favourite food, everyone around him would contract rabies and die but him
He also remembered that right before he jumped off the cliff an insane man had rounded him up and INSTALLED wings into his heinie
Using his new wings he flew off to find his favourite food, which was PIE, and ignored all the warnings.
He felt this strange renewed resolution to be alive and since he wanted to find pie, he also wanted to find his long lost girlcowfriend Nanululubelle and ask her to MARRY him and become prime minister of uk
He flew off to look for pie, and his girlfriend when he was distracted by the thought that he needed to check his appearance in the mirror to CONFIRM he still looked like Tony Blair only bovine.
Once he looked in a mirror, he put into action his master plan to win nalulubelle's heart by kidnapping the real Tony Blair and hiding him in a DUSTBIN
But in order to do this, he must move QUICK and stealth like an elephant, because if he does not, tony blair would realize a flying cow in the sky and this is not very common since the advent of the cow jumping over the moon during the reign of william and mary of orange
Another random thought flitted through the bulls head - that his ancestors jumped over the moon because if they jumped over the sun their balls would FRY
Dismissing the ridiculous thought, the bull decided the best way to lure Tony Blair out would be to use up all his internet BANDWIDTH so that he couldn't shop for makeup online and have to come out of his secret palace hideout
The plan was simple and yet effective. it was to capture tony's ATTENTION with something shiny like george's bush's ass and staking him through the chest with a stake. this was done in awe of his beautiful stunning face and physique
Before he could lure Tony Blair out the bull saw nalulubelle walking hand in hand with another bull and his heart was BROKEN.
As he sat and emoed to himself, he saw that the other bull wasnt actually a bull, it was a cow. Nalulubelle was a LESBIAN
just in case farhan was being a sleazebag that just has fantasies of hot lesbians, the enraged bull had to rub his eyes to double check the front of his nemesis: nanalulubelle's friend. and INDEED he saw udders and his heart leapt to his throat

He started jumping up and down in JOY.
He was so happy he ended up ACTIVATING his wings and flew away again
He thought hard about the places that he wanted to go to and realized what the HELL he forgot to take back his special box set of friends from his stupid nanalulubelle
and harry potter
the CUNTY MC CUNT
So he decided to call in the FAVOR nalulubelle owed him.
He began to question the EFFECTIVENESS of his wings as he realised he wasnt flying anymore
and he thought to himself oh DEAR how odd it must be to be floating in the air without wings, and realized he was the living evidence of that faggoty cunty mc cunt westlife song: flying without wings and wanted to die
Bull was upset that his life was such a disappointment but was DETERMINE not to let it get him down
His determination would not prove helpful as he slowly approached his GRAVE
Being hindu his whole life (being a cow) he wondered if Krishna would be mighty angry as he recited a HAIL mary under his breath since she is supposed to pray for sinners in the hour of their death or something like that
He looked to the light at the end of the tunnel but as he walked down he RECEIVED super powers and felt his life restored
His new super-INSECT-powers let him land safely. Thanking the hindu gods he then ran off to save the world
And then he realized wtf am i thanking the hindu gods when it was the hail mary that gave him divine safety. duh ex-hindu bullcow, and then he realized oh shit he should be paying ATTENTION to catholic deities now and converted on the spot
He also realized his super powers included wind and wanted to BLOW at someone.
He had trouble LOCATING someone to blow at because everyone ran away from the flying ex-hindu christian bullcow with super powers.
The square was empty but for one little girl that shouted: "HEY mister flying ex hindu catholic bullcow, what kind of faggoty mcgroin super power is that blowy thingy you can do?"
The ex hindu catholic bull heard a SOUND but decided to ignore it because with his super powers, he was like super man only with fourlegs and horns... plus, he looks like Tony Blair.
Ignoring all the calls for help he decided to go FISHING
He imagined fishing to be the end of all his adventures since only old ugly people go fishing. however as he sat with his pole, he fished out a fish that was of dazzling BEAUTY but spoke like Minnie Mouse which was a turn off
Did the bull forget to MENTION that he was related to Adolf Hitler?
Which is why the bull now advocated the SUPPRESSION of other species that were not bovine
Since this memory gave him some sort of meaningful direction in life he decided to set up concentration camps for all species specially fishes and to make them into REALLY depressed shits
Then he got hungry and ATE the fish.
Using his new direction in life and super powers, the bull started a RELIGION to ensure the supremacy of the bovine race
although he started a new religion, he didnt really have the BALLS to pick a fight with the muslims, cause they got bomb technicians and he didnt. yet
He used his superpowers to DESTROY the Americans though because they were seriously retarded and incestuous and kepochi. He also did it to instill fear and wonder into the muslims because as an ex-hindu catholic bullcow, he could appear to them in their dreams.
He then crippled the muslims by creating a crime SYNDICATE to give them drugs
But these poor drugged up victims needed to influence others in order for this hindu christian bullcow to be king over mind and soul. so he had to arrange for these morons to be HIP and happening. he gave them motorcycles to race illegally
He hit a rough PATCH eventually though when the motos started crashing into each other. Everytime he got a new follower, two other followers on motos would die...
So he decided that it would be safer to take away their motorcycles and give them LADDERs. So they could jump off them and get superpowers just like him.
Just as the bullcow suggested the ladder idea, the moronic drug induced illegal racers looked at him and said SOD off lah babi lembu, we want to rrrreve and rrrrempit with our motorbikes. ladders cant do shit other than be faggoty mcgroin
He then inserted micro CHIPs into their foreheads so they would bend to his will. It backfired though because of their lack of brains to control... they just continued motoing and crashing and revving their motos into each other.