this is teacupfor those of you who have not seen her, this is our new imaginary friend teacup. her full name is Teacup Aretha Franklin, but you will just call her Teacup and Cuppie for short. cuppie like the little doll lindsay lohan had in parent trap before she became a crack sniffing psycho that dated heath ledger.
Teacup is imaginary. She lives in an imaginary world, therefore the laws of physics in her world will be different from yours. that is why gravity is simply a needless logic to her but oh so important to you. she likes to pretend she is underwater because she can see bubbles float in front of her. it would be nice to have a bubble as a pet, because they make great pets. but then they pop and never return. unlike christians.
grownups cant see her because they are obsessed with unimportant things like the economy or the gaza strip. she doesnt think that money will help these people. she believes that meteor showers and rainbows will. she was born the same time the leonids came back here. the next time they come back, she wont be thirty three. because she doesnt age.
teacup is a midget. she can see at night. but only with one eye. the other eye just sees things. like pie.
govind told me to tell her that dolphins are friendly animals to be your friends under the sea. she doesnt want a dolphin. they look like they're smugly smiling all the time. as though they're more intelligent than you. she finds them condescending and pretentious.
