This is Robert the Frog. he is the frog that was hired to do our work. so everything is his fault.
we named him robert cause chloe said his name is robert. he was about to be decapitated but we realized maybe he shouldn't be.
if your plate jatuh, it's robert's fault. if you don't do enough cells at work, it is robert's fault too. please free robert from this froggie enslavement. we feel pity for this robert but cannot help blaming him for all that is wrong in the world.
person #1: oh no think of all the children starving in the slums.
person #2: it's all robert's fault they don't have food.
person #1: oh no, think of all the wars happening around the world and the people that have no houses
person #2: it's all robert's fault they started the war.
so you see... robert is responsible for all that is wrong in the world. poor robert :( he must be freed from this heavy responsibility.
love,
chellius
2 comments:
Is Robert the manifestation of everyone's guilt about their inability to solve the problems in the world?
ya.
which would make him god.
we can elevate him to godbert. im not sure if the dilbert capitalists have staked all claims on the suffix of 'bert'.
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