i actually don hate white peopl

i thought H1n1 stood for "hi 1ts nothing one"
then it mutate become to "hi its zombie one"

but u kno what i think that you make me crazy that day. i dunno how those people can quarantine for one week. we quarantine for 2 hours in the car also like crazy only, imagining how we'll die from swine flu.

i really thought i was gonna die btw. cause i was like hmm. why govind go home so soon? maybe its because god wants him far away when his beloved pig girlfriend die to spare him the pain.
so the perfect irony is that i die of something totally unrelated like swine flu cause god'll think its so funny.

its ok be cool be cool, im sure its just that we're dehydrated, and then we weren't eating healthy that day. so that means it cant be swine flu cause our only symptoms were batuk like old people. i suspect that im only hypochondriac when im around you. because i generally dont believe in the logic of being ill because you're only ill if you want to be.

so zen right. hahaa... i may be buddhist this week btw. or some sort of hindu. but i cant readjust my praying cause my reasoning is entirely christian. and its so weird ok re-adjusting to some hindu wavelength.

ya u know what, i always imagine reasonable man to be white.
wth ok i tell you what.
we imagine him to be melayu ok? bes tak. we call him muhammad abubu.
he only speak malay. we ask him question.

us: hallo, encik muhammad abubu, adakah pekara ini agak i think its sederhana, but it means moderation too. so i dunn.

abubu: ya, saya rasa bahawa pekara ini agak "risonabi" (see i create new word), kamu sepatut berkelakuan macam itu lah.

us: terima kasih abubu kerana memberikan kita jalan raya ke kebenaran orang risonabi

abubu: you perlu belajar bm lagi bagus sebab saya tak nak bertutur dalam your bahasa putih sebab kamu cakap orang putih jahat tapi you suka sangat cakap orang putih. kamu tak pandai.

ok ok so hallu mister abubu. i scared i was going to die u know

what if it was tb instead.
and btw, if you kena swine flu now right, would you develop some sort of immunity system against the H1 N1 (look like bad word) so that means that while it develops into H1 o1 (orangutan or orang gila or something)
you are already immune and when they bite you you're ok? ahhaa, that means the only way you ensure your loved ones dont turn into zombies.

you better coax your 5 friends + your "selected" family members into being infected chloius. better tell your mama to kena swine flu now sebelum she become zombie after you have to shoot your relatives all damm sedih right.


i hope that this h1n1 doesnt morph into some vampire thing though. honestly, id rather be anything but some sort of vampire right now. ya we're talking about vampire and their gay-ness right, now not only are they gay, but they're irritating too. stupid face, and how come right, vampire always portrayed to be so white colour.

the earliest vampires were indian u know.
all the indian god all like to drink blood all black colour u know.
just because got hollywood show about vampires now so you assume that all vampires white colour izzit.

i also hate how cleopatra is now remembered as some fucking white woman, prince of persia is some stupid white guy, chun li is that stupid girl that irritates the shit out of me , the lana lang face woman, i hate how the dragon ball fella is white. i mean HUH why, all of these people are white, thought you all so pandai outsource us asian peoples.
so kerja sebagai operator can lah, but kerja sebagai pelakon terkenal must let your stupid white friends do it izzit.

have anti-twilighters developed some sort of social pariah status, btw? cause it dawned upon me that many people who are socially "coordinated" seem to be on the other side of the fence. and from what i see, those of us who find twilight a tad bit dodgy are urh.... have a social life within a certain "bubble-like" parameter.

sorry lah, ive been having many conversations inside my head lately...
im not afraid of the dark anymore btw. hellblazer now made me realize that all the devil wants to do is really just take our souls. and white man already do that to me. cause i think that i must have big eyes, small nose and white skin to be beautiful.

i not scared adi haha

DAMNED REASONABLE MAN!

Why?

Because that cibai orang putih. Think about it - the standard of reasonableness we judge ourselves upon is a white man's standard. The same white man who colonised us, seperated us racially, caused mayhem and discourse within our peaceful donkeyfied country, spread venereal diseases, blamed black people for raping their women and children whilst they're the fuckers who did the raping and killing. He's the fucker who created capitalism which has caused millions of deaths over the years and is killing us even more and selling us underaged porno like Hannah Montana. The fucker travelled to Asia and brough the fucking swine flu ;)

Which makes me wonder - what if the flu is nothing more than mass hysteria? What if it's really the common cold that they hyped up because they don't like pigs and want to curb terrorist attacks? OMG WHAT IF THEY ACTUALLY HAD INTELLIGENCE ABOUT TERRORIST ATTACKING THEM AND THEY CREATED THE WHOLE FLU PANDEMIC TO ENSURE TIGHTER SECURITY AT AIRPORTS because that's what's happening now by the way... They're checking everyone at the airports for flu... And you know how we can play 6 degrees with the people who have been quarantined? What if they all they have is the common flu but the doctor say, "Oh dear, let's quarantine and see..." just to be on the safe side or because WHO said so? Damn...

The fucker also created psychological illnesses and sold that to us through Hollywood and so called educational thick books so we believe that we're insane and we whine and moan about it and we fucking never grow up. It's like... an excuse for our immaturity don't you think? AND THE WHITE MAN CREATED IT. Where in Asia got people's parents pay for them to go see shrink one? If we got emotional problem, they tell us to shut up and beat us in case neighbour hear. (Ahahahaha!)

They even fucked up religion and pigeon-holed God. Can you imagine that? THEY FUCKING PIGEON-HOLED GOD! And because of these fucking white bastards, we not only picture God to be white, every other religion is wrong and bad and evil and stupid and demonic because they said so. And they can tell us in church that God is multi-facetted whilst they condemn every other religion for not being the "one true religion"... How insulting don't you think?

Then he made law up and said hey Chloius, hey Chellius, do law, it'll help you think you're smart... FUCKER. I never felt so stupid in my life okay! And it made me look back at my life and realize I was quite the idiot and wonder why I ever thought I had a brain.

And the worst thing is... it's so enticing... So much easier to just follow them because the whole world does it. AH BUT WE WILL PERSIST, WE WILL SEARCH FOR THE TRUTH AND WE WILL FIND IT AND EXPOSE IT! Go retards!

How to survive a zombie apocalypse:

I had dinner too recently with someone who wanted to dress up as a zombie. All I could think of is... I kill zombies... I fucking kill zombies man... With all the practice we've had killing zombies Chellius, we've never actually stopped to think that these fucking zombies could be... people we know and love (not that I knew or loved said person)...

The zombie dresser also said that the H1N1 gonna mutate to H1Z1 = zombie apocalypse...

How to survive a zombie apocalypse:

1. Make sure you have money in your wallet.
2. Change sufficient tokens.
3. Kaching the tokens into the machine.
4. Pick up your gun from the slot.
5. Shoooooot!
6. Repeat if necessary.
7. If you give up because it's just so insanely expensive to survive, play Tekken instead.

Now that we've survived the apocalypse, we have to live with the repercussions that we killed our friends and family. Dahlah I only have 5 friends :(

What would John Connor Do?

hey.
do you think doppleganger people can actually kill other people?

or are they just goin to go on with life, touching others until they go insane and end up in the funny bin?

u kno what i think. the whole concept of a zombie apocalypse is just an elastic concept of the future. the zombie is actually x.
and x= to the possible insane things that could occur to the human race and then it'd be some self destruct thingy where we all just eat one another.

ok ok so what if x=doppleganger peoples?

where would you guys hide?
how would you kill dopplegangers?
what kind of precaution ought you take against dopplegangers?

should you allow the doppleganger to know that you are already on to their plan of mass death?
or do we just keep really quiet until we can move in for the kill.

do we tell the doppleganger that we know its troo identity?
what if dopplegangers have your possessions that contain dna eg: hair samples, saliva etc. would that make one more vulnerable to attacks?

would past attacks ensure that one will be safe from future attacks because some method of immunization has crystalized upon prior attacks? and the element of emotional trauma.

would it ward off the dopplegangers, or would it allow them energy?

anyone got suggestions for zombie apocalypse plan, please tell me k. cause i kinda scared of doppleganger infestation. what if its like some rabies thingy, whre everyone terjangkit?

Chin peng and crazies

Hallo hallo

i wanna marry vulcan. mr spock so hot ok. hee hee.

haha so crazy. oww btw, chin peng trying to come back weih... does anyone really want him to come back? i mean really? he was apparently part of this party called :
Anti Enemy Backing Up Society. aka AEBUS (ya, like the airplane)

What the hell is that kinda shit. i mean what does that mean? are you anti people backing up the enemy? are you anti the enemy's ability to back itself up? Do you back up people who are against the enemy? is that even proper english ah? or some ching chong translated voodoo?

apparently chin peng got the OBE but the brit ppl took it away. i thought only cooks got these obe thingies, i didnt know murderers got em too...

wonder why the malaysia so angry at him. he was anti colonialist. kinda hot right... must google his pic. maybe he quite hot one... murderer some more, that's hot.
ow he's like old not so hot adi. but got one gambar he young time
eh, did the only ppl chin peng kill are white ppl. why malaya so angry then? i mean come on now... they're colonialists. oww apparently he try to kill more ching chong ppl who are kononnya suspected of being in league with the japanese people. he didn even try to kill japanese people (ok im sure you all prolly kno this ok but this is news to me)

huh? wth wei

so you've got the japanese people killing chinese peope. cause they jealous we more good looking. then youve got chin peng killing chinese people cause he's insane.
and somehow, the chinese people still manage to have the most people in the globe. what does that tell you? chinese people can clever to cloning.

the whole eight points of attention or some chairman meow for bein some good communist says you can't damage crops but somehow killing is a-okay... so random no wonder ppl hate all these communist. like they're all crazy. btw steph is right, she is right that dr anand is not communist cause he eats at mcdonald's ok... haha chloius told me ya


btw how do you think thailand feels? some psychotic murderer its not ok to be in malaysia cause he'll kill our malaysian ching chong babies but its totally cool he is in thailand izzit, cause they can be communist and its ok? wth NOT FAIR RIGHT. omg u know what that means when i was in bangkok i might've bumped into chin peng and didnt know it since he's there right...

they made this movie called the last communist about him btw.
its a musical. ITS A MUSICAL ABOUT COMMUNISTS WHO KILL PEOPLE. why have i not heard of this? maybe im in tempurung ok. sorry!
but but, its MUSICAL ABOUT COMMUNISTS!

why don they explain why his name is ong boon hwa (sounds like my relative ok) and then he becomes chin peng. does he want to become a girl? why got no last name? he should be uncle ong ok. not crazy peng.
chloius and i wanted to have this plan to help him cause we thought ok communist you're misunderstood bla bla bla... but then u know what, i dont want to help him anymore ok. cause he's EVIL EVIL.

i hope they stick him in thailand forever. then he can spread his crazy communism there. in fact they should stick him in singapore. after all, if any country were to turn vulcan and insane, that'd be singapore. they already chuck their kids into bowls and make them remember useless facts right. might as well go the vulcan way.

http://www.redfilms.com.my/lelakikomunis.htm

why does he want to come back though? does he want to turn us into communists? hee hee... eh i dun wan ok. i like my clothes... imagine if my baju were public property ok... i'll totally kill chin peng myself ok. maybe i should send him a surat. hello mister chin peng, im interested in becoming a communist.

i wonder if he crazy one... what if his new plan is to set fire to random capitalist thingies? that'd be quite funny one. that's why he wants to leave thailand cause they dont have mcdonalds. or starbucks. he wants to come here so he can set fire to all our american capitalist brainwashin shit right!

see i kno chin peng plan :D

chellius knows....