today ameera (will not be known as ameer-us because of the american-us problem) help me to become makeup robber.
see im so jobless and so kiam siap (cause i saving to buy cantik flip flops) so i refuse to buy my makeup just yet.
what to do.
must curi make up from elsewhere lah kan. not like im gonna buy.
the math is:
1. i live next to tropicana mall.
2. i use the relatively not expensive loreal foundation (can be found in any drugstore one) but not as crappy as maybelline. crappy nonetheless.
3. so i would have to go to places that obviously sell makeup that i can campak on my face so i dont look like accident specialist burn victim unit person.
the places that are available to me would be
1. carrefour
2. caring pharmacy (what a gay name)
3. stage (this makeup i think for trannies cause all the pics of the chicks look like man)
4. bodyshop (but the shop is realy small and if i wanna use their makeup i can do it only once and fast too)
5. ok i think got no more adi.
so ya. i have approximately 5 places i can go and possibly rotate to carrefour occasionally since the store is so big.
yes ive even contemplated switching my almost empty bottle with the tester's bottle because there is no barcode on the tester bottle (if im not mistaken).
but i suspect that it equivalent to shoplifting. ya i dun wanna be like criminal all. just mini one. like abuse the tester.
ok so i told ameera to go through the front way instead of the cashier way we usually do. cause then the guards cannot like immediately cham that im going in for the tester only. i told her act casual like we were browsing for other stuff.
then go to the make up part.
iok sound like damm easy. but then of course not cause got this lady that sits by herself at the counter heavily made up like dam chun but then all she does there is just stare at the make up shelf that has gambar of heavily made up women.
ok so i needed ameera to cover me cause if the lady see me like pumping away at the make up and then realizing that i took more like half of the bottle of foundation instead of the dollop to try it on my skin to check the colour, then they get like dam angry right.
cause that would be like abuse of tester-thingy and you know them capitalists, cannot abuse them one, only they can abuse us by giving us bad consumer treatment (ie: only giving us really cacat makeup shades)
so ameera stood in front of me to shield me from the makeup lady while i pumped the make up in my hand. and all the while i was like "ok be cool, be stealth".
then how to stealth cause my hand dipenuhi oleh foundation. it was like dripping everywhere. and ameera of course i think she already ingat i bodoh but then i needed her to shield my hand. but it was like flooding.
so i had to stick it out like it was a burn mark or something.
"ok cool just act like its a birthmark." thats what i told her i was doing anyway.
and then we had to bypass the guards.
that was why i needed ameera there cause she can stand in front of me and keep me covered, so the guards dont see me with large amounts of foundation so they think that i mencuri.
and then we lari until the toilet so i can campak the foundation on top of my face. so ya that's why i dun wana go out anymore cause damm freaking maafan to get ready. i must go to shopping center to steal make up to come out of my house cause i look freaking ugly without make up lala.
ya so my adventure today.
to our other friends who have not had made up names for this blog
i'll work on it ok. cause i realize some names with the US at the back seem to come out sounding weird.
so maybe we name you all like urhgh.... Ameerar (like caesar)
and uh farhan can be faro (like nero)
mel you can be urh melus i guess cause melus still sounds kinda greeky acceptable. if if forgot anyone just mail me ok. i put your name on the side bar or something :D yay.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
End of the World?
Halloo poor chloius, i hope your lappie gets fixed in time and you have your old friends back to play with again online ok :(
i thought of referring to farhan as farhanus but i realized its an unfortunate combination between faraj and anus, therefore i shall refrain from doing so, because he would just be some sort of creepy walking target of rape.
ok, everyone is telling me about the mayan calendar world end thingy. and if you know me, you would know that i am obsessed with the world ending. the apocalypse, the Armageddon, end of times bla bla bla. but somehow, reading the mayan calendar world ending, it seems like as though everyone is just posting it up cause they're excited for some sort of apocalyptic event that has already been foretold.
meh, for me i dont really care. as far as i am concerned, if you're in an apocalyptic mess the only plus point is that you dont have to worry that you'll be buried in a plot that doesn't actually represent your religious beliefs (eg: if they plant me in some really christiany plot and have some really orthodox christiany non-speculative funeral for me id be really upset).
another good plus point is that your family and you die together and then you dont have to cry cry all cause you're all together! yay! kinda crappy if you guys get judged together though cause then your mother and father and sister know the shit you do behind their back laa...
but really? mayan? your world ends in 2012? i think its wrong. cause then they would've forseen that they end too right... did they foresee their own end? i guess not cause then they'd prevent it right?
at the time im writing we have about
1249 days
19 hours
44 minutes
ya. uh so im more afraid that people start believing it and start becoming criminals (eg remember 1999 and 6/6/06?) ya those weirdos who started doing shit cause they really thought the world was gonna end. gross ok. i hate those ppls. i hope its some crater or some antichrist being born though. cause then see, anything big that will happen will of course not hit malaysia cause they always forget malaysia.
im so glad im in malaysia. even if got antichrist launch world war, he'd probably forget our country. chloius i don think you're ignorant at all u know, btw. i think you know more than all of us.
cause you read alot of crazy lists... hahaa.
do you all think the world is gonna end? i kinda think not cause all the prophecies i read look kinda borrrrring. they should totally become christian. now that's interesting prophecy ok. gee mayans you guys are sooooo borrrring. convert ok guys :D
i thought of referring to farhan as farhanus but i realized its an unfortunate combination between faraj and anus, therefore i shall refrain from doing so, because he would just be some sort of creepy walking target of rape.
ok, everyone is telling me about the mayan calendar world end thingy. and if you know me, you would know that i am obsessed with the world ending. the apocalypse, the Armageddon, end of times bla bla bla. but somehow, reading the mayan calendar world ending, it seems like as though everyone is just posting it up cause they're excited for some sort of apocalyptic event that has already been foretold.
meh, for me i dont really care. as far as i am concerned, if you're in an apocalyptic mess the only plus point is that you dont have to worry that you'll be buried in a plot that doesn't actually represent your religious beliefs (eg: if they plant me in some really christiany plot and have some really orthodox christiany non-speculative funeral for me id be really upset).
another good plus point is that your family and you die together and then you dont have to cry cry all cause you're all together! yay! kinda crappy if you guys get judged together though cause then your mother and father and sister know the shit you do behind their back laa...
but really? mayan? your world ends in 2012? i think its wrong. cause then they would've forseen that they end too right... did they foresee their own end? i guess not cause then they'd prevent it right?
at the time im writing we have about
1249 days
19 hours
44 minutes
ya. uh so im more afraid that people start believing it and start becoming criminals (eg remember 1999 and 6/6/06?) ya those weirdos who started doing shit cause they really thought the world was gonna end. gross ok. i hate those ppls. i hope its some crater or some antichrist being born though. cause then see, anything big that will happen will of course not hit malaysia cause they always forget malaysia.
im so glad im in malaysia. even if got antichrist launch world war, he'd probably forget our country. chloius i don think you're ignorant at all u know, btw. i think you know more than all of us.
cause you read alot of crazy lists... hahaa.
do you all think the world is gonna end? i kinda think not cause all the prophecies i read look kinda borrrrring. they should totally become christian. now that's interesting prophecy ok. gee mayans you guys are sooooo borrrring. convert ok guys :D
Friday, July 17, 2009
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
Hahahah! Hey Chellius, don't you feel like a superstar?? Some totally random person comment shit on our wee bloggie and now we can get super defensive over nothing and then rebut her the way that blondie does to all who oppose her superiority and make money weii ahaha... Alas, wrong country. Hahahah!
And fyuu, someone said we were ignorant. Or maybe just me. But if some idiot tells me I'm an even bigger idiot than they are I must be doing something right because you know laa, I like to laugh at supercilious pseudo intelligent entities mocking my lack of intellect because they're just making a fool out of themselves with their fake superiority. Which to think of now is, uh kind of redundant on my part but ahahaha what can I say? I am an idiot after all. Meh.
To random commenter - Hello! My are we grumpy... did you get dumped? Or did you get some even bigger pompous fool tell you that you weren't as smart as you think that got you down so you felt the need to smack down someone you feel is lesser? Or are you just one of those random internet people whose lives are behind computer screens and being a bitch comes naturally? No worries. You forget though, that Chellius and I live in a happy bubble where ignorance is bliss and the conversations are in our head. Yes, between the two of us there is one brain hahaha. Thanks for commenting though and telling us we were sad idiots... made us feel special eventhough you said we weren't. It is all about perception anyway isn't it and ours is very special. You're probably right and we are ignorant and therefore misinformed (under-informed a word ah?) and not retarded but no more than anyone else really. Lucky for you we really don't have Down's Syndrome or something when you ragged on us - imagine how mean that would be. Sorry you have no imagination too, not your fault, life just dealt you a lesser hand. Have a great life though, or try to at least and remember it's okay if you don't like yourself, you probably really are just that unlikeable and everyone probably thinks the same too and well, the majority is always, always, always right hey?
Hahahaha! Chellius, we superstaro don't you think? Where you anyway? I hungry... hehe. Oh and I got rid of that stupid swirly background which totally didn't go at all with the blog but I was messing about la like always. Which is like duh cos when you load the damn thing it'll be gone... Just wanted you to know it was me and not evil entity hahaha...
And on a more interesting note - congrats for passing your objective legal theory exam. I mean who'd have thought that was all it took to affect lives ya know? Makes you wonder about all those hours we spent trying to rationalize law when all we needed to do was choose a, b, c or d. Damn that reasonable man again. I don't want him be my best friend anymore la...
And fyuu, someone said we were ignorant. Or maybe just me. But if some idiot tells me I'm an even bigger idiot than they are I must be doing something right because you know laa, I like to laugh at supercilious pseudo intelligent entities mocking my lack of intellect because they're just making a fool out of themselves with their fake superiority. Which to think of now is, uh kind of redundant on my part but ahahaha what can I say? I am an idiot after all. Meh.
To random commenter - Hello! My are we grumpy... did you get dumped? Or did you get some even bigger pompous fool tell you that you weren't as smart as you think that got you down so you felt the need to smack down someone you feel is lesser? Or are you just one of those random internet people whose lives are behind computer screens and being a bitch comes naturally? No worries. You forget though, that Chellius and I live in a happy bubble where ignorance is bliss and the conversations are in our head. Yes, between the two of us there is one brain hahaha. Thanks for commenting though and telling us we were sad idiots... made us feel special eventhough you said we weren't. It is all about perception anyway isn't it and ours is very special. You're probably right and we are ignorant and therefore misinformed (under-informed a word ah?) and not retarded but no more than anyone else really. Lucky for you we really don't have Down's Syndrome or something when you ragged on us - imagine how mean that would be. Sorry you have no imagination too, not your fault, life just dealt you a lesser hand. Have a great life though, or try to at least and remember it's okay if you don't like yourself, you probably really are just that unlikeable and everyone probably thinks the same too and well, the majority is always, always, always right hey?
Hahahaha! Chellius, we superstaro don't you think? Where you anyway? I hungry... hehe. Oh and I got rid of that stupid swirly background which totally didn't go at all with the blog but I was messing about la like always. Which is like duh cos when you load the damn thing it'll be gone... Just wanted you to know it was me and not evil entity hahaha...
And on a more interesting note - congrats for passing your objective legal theory exam. I mean who'd have thought that was all it took to affect lives ya know? Makes you wonder about all those hours we spent trying to rationalize law when all we needed to do was choose a, b, c or d. Damn that reasonable man again. I don't want him be my best friend anymore la...
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Kungpow chicken
Once upon a time there was a little fart. The little fart smelled really bad and no one wanted to be his friend (yes, the fart was a dude). He was very sad that he had no friends. One day he saw a book lying by the side of the road next to the drain and he picked it up. What he didn't know was that this little book was a magical book. The little fart flipped open the cover and immediately he was hit by a rush of rainbow sparkles. A unicorn head butted out of the pages and snorted at him in a giggling sort of way. The sparkles engulfed the little fart and he was magically transformed into... a little squirt.
Now you may ask yourself, what is the difference between a little fart and a little squirt. To that question I answer, exactly the same difference between a little squirt and a little runt. Each little makes him ever so slightly more uh bigger?
Every time he opened the book he grew a little bit more as if by magic until he grew into... THE REASONABLE MAN.
And then everyone wanted to kill him because they were unreasonable what with him having all the reason and all. They formed the EU to try to do so (and Malaysia which in turn farted out Singapore and so on so forth although nothing has come of it yet, it is just Singapore... who drinks our water in exchange of nothing I can think of at the moment).
Would you believe I'm staying awake for longer periods more easily than during my exam? Then I don't sleep for 36 hours I cannot think. Now I gungho write story. What la. Chellius, apa itu kungpow chicken? All I thinking of is kungfu fighting ching chong cheng chang chung cheang chu chu chu... Ya dig?
Now you may ask yourself, what is the difference between a little fart and a little squirt. To that question I answer, exactly the same difference between a little squirt and a little runt. Each little makes him ever so slightly more uh bigger?
Every time he opened the book he grew a little bit more as if by magic until he grew into... THE REASONABLE MAN.
And then everyone wanted to kill him because they were unreasonable what with him having all the reason and all. They formed the EU to try to do so (and Malaysia which in turn farted out Singapore and so on so forth although nothing has come of it yet, it is just Singapore... who drinks our water in exchange of nothing I can think of at the moment).
Would you believe I'm staying awake for longer periods more easily than during my exam? Then I don't sleep for 36 hours I cannot think. Now I gungho write story. What la. Chellius, apa itu kungpow chicken? All I thinking of is kungfu fighting ching chong cheng chang chung cheang chu chu chu... Ya dig?
Saturday, July 11, 2009
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Dear Chellius,
Now that you are JK Rowling's pen pal, I was hoping that you would ask her to give me tickets to watch Harry Potter on the 16th which is when it comes out and is also my birthday :)
I also had something else to say but I forgot what with being your secret admirer and all... Life is just too exciting that everything slips in and out of my mind with a blink of my eye.
Oh, I accidentally used the word existentialistic and whilst I know what it means I'm not sure what it means you know? I assumed it was something along the lines of poyo omg I'm so smart listen to me bullshit... What do you think?
Love,
Chloius
Your secret admirer who has turned you down after a date before
Now that you are JK Rowling's pen pal, I was hoping that you would ask her to give me tickets to watch Harry Potter on the 16th which is when it comes out and is also my birthday :)
I also had something else to say but I forgot what with being your secret admirer and all... Life is just too exciting that everything slips in and out of my mind with a blink of my eye.
Oh, I accidentally used the word existentialistic and whilst I know what it means I'm not sure what it means you know? I assumed it was something along the lines of poyo omg I'm so smart listen to me bullshit... What do you think?
Love,
Chloius
Your secret admirer who has turned you down after a date before
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Dear Miss JK Rowling
Hi there miss jk rowling, my government name is michelle and my government age is 21 and somehow i am indian person. after 256 years of bearing the brunt of your messed up english education system and facing the horrible advent of twilight i have decided to write to you a letter about how your stories made me happy while i sat for my PMR and SPM (OWLS and NEWTs equivalent see) and i took em together with harry potter when he sat for his ok. (i know that harry did not sit for his final year but then if i had to battle the dark wizard i would totally not do it myself by the way)
well, my real name is unicorn chelle chelle and i am actually a precocious 8 year old who has an amazing grasp on constructing sentences with the newly learnt words but the inability to spell as well as the kids who are 6 years old.
the reason why i tell you all these seemingly irrelevant facts about my dual personalities is because i assure you many adults out there who are apparently 25 years old are actually merely 10 years old in the head, possibly not even mature 10 year olds. they love your books miss rowling and although yes, im incredibly happy you wrote beedle the bardwhatever (ok i didn't read it yet but that's not the point). the point is that you have stopped writing about harry and his friends. or an actual franchise-worthy story.
why would it bother me though. i mean after all the time of pleading sanctuary within the confines of some communistic plot, why should i ask you to bring forth some silly franchise plan? is because, if you dont soon, STEPHANIE MYER WILL OK.
if you say, retire now like all white uk people do (eg: tony blair, mister bean etc), you will just be labeled as this old kook with loads of money who should be thrown into the funny bin. thats' ok cause i hear the funny bin has lots of nice peoples you can play rock paper scissors with! but then there will be this enemy of the literary world that sleeps not, rests not and thinks not (evident from her writing ok) and she will create this entire new universe and make the young people forget you EVER EXISTED MISS ROWLING.
there will be this sudden new book named after some my little pony creature, like minty magic (see its alliteration somemore) where there is this girl that has no abilities whatsoever but befriends a man with magical powers and all he wants to do is protect her from those potentially devastating powers of his. and then suddenly there is this dark lord that says that he has her father and he actually doesn't and she has to save her father and then her boyfriend saves her.
accuse me for weak plot-structure but i tell you someone already did it and is A MILLIONAIRE OK. ya miss rowling, she will overthrow you and although you spent your entire life crafting something as mystical and magical as harry potter, YOU WILL BE FORGOTTEN BY THE LITTLE PEOPLE OF TODAY.
so please lah, write some special story about harry's children. i mean come on, logically i dont think that there isn't even a little bit of antagonism in the wizarding world. please? please? michael jackson already died as a child molester to the little people of today. so can you please not die as some stephanie myer cop out because i really dun like her.
i heart you miss jk rowling.
love,
unicorn chelle chelle chellious (narcissism makes you say your name three times for the cult effect)
well, my real name is unicorn chelle chelle and i am actually a precocious 8 year old who has an amazing grasp on constructing sentences with the newly learnt words but the inability to spell as well as the kids who are 6 years old.
the reason why i tell you all these seemingly irrelevant facts about my dual personalities is because i assure you many adults out there who are apparently 25 years old are actually merely 10 years old in the head, possibly not even mature 10 year olds. they love your books miss rowling and although yes, im incredibly happy you wrote beedle the bardwhatever (ok i didn't read it yet but that's not the point). the point is that you have stopped writing about harry and his friends. or an actual franchise-worthy story.
why would it bother me though. i mean after all the time of pleading sanctuary within the confines of some communistic plot, why should i ask you to bring forth some silly franchise plan? is because, if you dont soon, STEPHANIE MYER WILL OK.
if you say, retire now like all white uk people do (eg: tony blair, mister bean etc), you will just be labeled as this old kook with loads of money who should be thrown into the funny bin. thats' ok cause i hear the funny bin has lots of nice peoples you can play rock paper scissors with! but then there will be this enemy of the literary world that sleeps not, rests not and thinks not (evident from her writing ok) and she will create this entire new universe and make the young people forget you EVER EXISTED MISS ROWLING.
there will be this sudden new book named after some my little pony creature, like minty magic (see its alliteration somemore) where there is this girl that has no abilities whatsoever but befriends a man with magical powers and all he wants to do is protect her from those potentially devastating powers of his. and then suddenly there is this dark lord that says that he has her father and he actually doesn't and she has to save her father and then her boyfriend saves her.
accuse me for weak plot-structure but i tell you someone already did it and is A MILLIONAIRE OK. ya miss rowling, she will overthrow you and although you spent your entire life crafting something as mystical and magical as harry potter, YOU WILL BE FORGOTTEN BY THE LITTLE PEOPLE OF TODAY.
so please lah, write some special story about harry's children. i mean come on, logically i dont think that there isn't even a little bit of antagonism in the wizarding world. please? please? michael jackson already died as a child molester to the little people of today. so can you please not die as some stephanie myer cop out because i really dun like her.
i heart you miss jk rowling.
love,
unicorn chelle chelle chellious (narcissism makes you say your name three times for the cult effect)
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