Hi, by the time you people read this you would have gotten your stupid london results that i don care about anymore.
ok so i decide to go awol right and then go online so i can secretly bitch to farhan about how im so stealth and avoiding the results since ananth smsed me that its out.
then mister wilson msns me
with the link. and i janji i wont check. but NOOOO i decide to check anyway.
this is at ten pm.
ten pm i tell everyone oh i dont care i will only check next week.
NOT. i really check ok.
and then well until 4am. which is when im blogging btw. ya i still cant get my stupid results. sampai i don care adi.
i can tell you myself my results.
Juris 41
EU 57
Conflicts 29 (serious fail i dont kid you)
PIL 57 (HAHAHA)
ya i already know. so whats the point? i'll just tell ppl i got those results lah kan? hee. not like they'd get any better. possibly worse but then its best to just tell them these results.
ugh london so incompetent, make server less competent than dota server. dota everyday zillions of losers play and THEY STILL CAN PLAY and ko only take like how long to reset server ok.
you university of london KNOW how many poor broke sad people have to ENDURE your shitassed course for like THREE YEARS and then i terima my results in the form of error 404.
i hate you UNIVERSITY OF LONDON GO AND DIE. arrgh i hate you.
oh guess what i googled the stupid link right. and i clicked like cached or someting. and then so the results page comes out right. and i put in my student id and date of birth and my candidate number.
so scared ok. damn tension its like wow my life comes down to this moment very soon my fate will be decided.
chi bai my fate is error 404.
damn hate you lah london. LEE FEI LOONG VERY HATE YOUR GUTS.
my grandmother also can make better server than you. hate you. cant believe my llb might come from you retarded pieces of shits.
oh wow i so bitchy and not yet terima results also. ya when i get my results i'll be more irritating than this.
heee
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Farhan + Facial Hair
Ok guys, guess what farhan has decided to keep his mustache. so i'll call him farhan from now until he gives up keeping his tache. if he gives up (or is unable to grow a stache) he will forever be known as marc anthony or jessica.
so is anyone wondering if its physically possible for farhan to keep a mustache? i'm more worried what it'll look like once he's grown it.
i mean what if he cant really grow it so all it can do is an adolf? then we'd be hanging out in burger king with adolf. so gross ok. austrian freak.
he had one testicle.
or you could go crazy and grow your moustache like salvador dali (ya apparently he has made facial hair his thing) areas past the mouth must be shaved. i dont really get it.
but apparently farhan would need styling kits for this. should we buy farhan styling kits? i mean imagine what you could do wei? you could style your beard into heartshaped and pony shaped shit.
he was also impotent. uh im talking about dali ya not farhan lol. that one i not sure lah i just read it in some random chinese book. hee hee.
ok ok so who wants to have like suggestions on how farhan should bela his stache? i think that he would look really good and very patriotik if he bela his stache into a scraggly 'najib-like' do. his brother already has a badawi stache right?
ok farhan just told me to write what i think. u know what i think?
i dont tink you'll grow a stache. cause you actually can't. cause you know i swear to god ive not seen your upper lip ever turn green before ok.
but you're goin to tell us:
"aww hey guys see i was like brushing my teeth and then like always i take out my razor and then uh oh i shaved it OK and man i know that i had a bet and all but its like total habit since i was twelve so ya i shaved even though i promised i wouldn't."
that would be your story lah. but truth be told, you probably realized aw shit man this moustache is so jarang might as well just shave it all off cause they'll just laugh at me and wonder if there's a causal link between adolf hitler's scant moustache and single testicle and i scientifically know there totally isnt but i can't prove it to them.
or here's a tip. even if you can't grow one. you can use eyeliner and draw on moustache. just get the brown one (cause black will look seriously unreal and fake and we'll totally know you drew it on). you can belikan eyeliner in mydin. dam near your house right?
o u kno what else works, you should wax your upper lip and then it turns black for a while and then you'll totally look like hitler for a month (id kno cause it seriously happened to me ok, not cool)
ok so guys do you really think farhan is goin to grow his moustache? i dont believe him cause he's just going to go out of his way and not make things interesting. and im also worried that if he does grow his moustache:
1. he cant be boon siew (for obvious racist reasons)
2. he cant be jessica (cause we assume jessica goes to bangsar to do threading)
3. he can still be super unsarky stache boy
4. he cant be suk yao (refer to #1)
i'll update if farhan actually grows his stache. HAHAHAHAH you'll look like TERRORIST OK. like al-farhannah terrorist where you bomb people with your human laxative abilities. omg farhannah is like a woman.
ok lah you doing feminism essay right? we make you farhannah until you grow your stache ok?
so is anyone wondering if its physically possible for farhan to keep a mustache? i'm more worried what it'll look like once he's grown it.
i mean what if he cant really grow it so all it can do is an adolf? then we'd be hanging out in burger king with adolf. so gross ok. austrian freak.
he had one testicle.
or you could go crazy and grow your moustache like salvador dali (ya apparently he has made facial hair his thing) areas past the mouth must be shaved. i dont really get it.
but apparently farhan would need styling kits for this. should we buy farhan styling kits? i mean imagine what you could do wei? you could style your beard into heartshaped and pony shaped shit.
he was also impotent. uh im talking about dali ya not farhan lol. that one i not sure lah i just read it in some random chinese book. hee hee.
ok ok so who wants to have like suggestions on how farhan should bela his stache? i think that he would look really good and very patriotik if he bela his stache into a scraggly 'najib-like' do. his brother already has a badawi stache right?
ok farhan just told me to write what i think. u know what i think?
i dont tink you'll grow a stache. cause you actually can't. cause you know i swear to god ive not seen your upper lip ever turn green before ok.
but you're goin to tell us:
"aww hey guys see i was like brushing my teeth and then like always i take out my razor and then uh oh i shaved it OK and man i know that i had a bet and all but its like total habit since i was twelve so ya i shaved even though i promised i wouldn't."
that would be your story lah. but truth be told, you probably realized aw shit man this moustache is so jarang might as well just shave it all off cause they'll just laugh at me and wonder if there's a causal link between adolf hitler's scant moustache and single testicle and i scientifically know there totally isnt but i can't prove it to them.
or here's a tip. even if you can't grow one. you can use eyeliner and draw on moustache. just get the brown one (cause black will look seriously unreal and fake and we'll totally know you drew it on). you can belikan eyeliner in mydin. dam near your house right?
o u kno what else works, you should wax your upper lip and then it turns black for a while and then you'll totally look like hitler for a month (id kno cause it seriously happened to me ok, not cool)
ok so guys do you really think farhan is goin to grow his moustache? i dont believe him cause he's just going to go out of his way and not make things interesting. and im also worried that if he does grow his moustache:
1. he cant be boon siew (for obvious racist reasons)
2. he cant be jessica (cause we assume jessica goes to bangsar to do threading)
3. he can still be super unsarky stache boy
4. he cant be suk yao (refer to #1)
i'll update if farhan actually grows his stache. HAHAHAHAH you'll look like TERRORIST OK. like al-farhannah terrorist where you bomb people with your human laxative abilities. omg farhannah is like a woman.
ok lah you doing feminism essay right? we make you farhannah until you grow your stache ok?
Friday, August 7, 2009
Sa wah Dee Chloius
Hee heee, you very the thai adi right, sumore tanned adi like thai peoples. thai peoples very hot.
i think its ironic that you went to thailand before Farhan (i think to roman-fy him we will name him marc anthony) even though cause marc anthony and i both planned to go there like along long time ago adi.
omg perfect right? i mean we've got chloius, chellius, melius, ameera will now be known as amesar (like ameera + caesar) and so since we're all named after some sort of triumvate
chloius would be julius (you're from the first triumvate anyway but hoo it doesn't matter right), id be augustus, mel would be aerulius and urh ameera is just all the caesars, so i guess farhan sounds bad with any sort of -ius suffix, we'll just name you someone special from the second triumvate. marc anthony. you'll have hot babies with cleopatra and then you'll commit suicide cause you're running away from augustus ( hee me and i guess meera cause she is a caesar herself)
sounds quite feasible no? but i guess i'll accidentally kill farhan not really kill him like on purpose right cause he will be bringing me lucifer comic all YAY. ooo i'll post next time about death, lucifer, archangel michael (my new crush btw he is like sooooo hot) and urhm, sandman (he's so hot too)
anyhoo chloius thanks for fun fun day! and ebony and moonshine too!
ooo we rode on the merry go round which was like two bucks u know. it costs as much as it does to shoot zombies.
urhm, then i sat inside the children's ride ice cream truck to wait for ebony to wipe her snot from her nose.
but then the ice cream truck started giggling like CHILDREN GIGGLING u know like freaking evil children that have crossed over to the other side but are actually still here and evil but trapped inside an ice cream truck that is perpetually smiling.
ya chloius i know you heard the giggles this time. so i ran away.
ooo ooo and and chloius gave me NEW PIGEON FRIEND.
his name (its a boy btw, cause all my toys are usually female) and ive named him BABA BOBO.
according to chloe bababobo means retarded in thai. i dnuno if that is actually what it means.
but since chloe gave the pigeon (im not even sure if its a pigeon but i dun care cause i love pigeons) i googled the word baba bobo and i will tell you the pigeon's full name to:
ahem: FALANG BABA BOBO which means 'crazy foreigner' since chloe is a pelancong everywhere hahaa. i found a pic of a bird that looks a hell alot like baba bobo.
ive decided to assume its a pigeon since its the only bird language i do speak. and ya i have NEW friend that will travel many places with me now. he will chill with me and finally if im alone i can have conversations in the lift with my new baba bobo friend and he will talk back cause he is nice and has many stories to tell me about thailand.
baba bobo says hi to ya'll. he wants to meet all of ya'll and join in when you guys bitch about other malaysians cause he's a crazy foreigner from thailand and pretends to like malaysians but sometimes he doesnt. but he likes me and my toys hahaa...
i heart you guys. thanks for the wishes and all ok :D
i think its ironic that you went to thailand before Farhan (i think to roman-fy him we will name him marc anthony) even though cause marc anthony and i both planned to go there like along long time ago adi.
omg perfect right? i mean we've got chloius, chellius, melius, ameera will now be known as amesar (like ameera + caesar) and so since we're all named after some sort of triumvate
chloius would be julius (you're from the first triumvate anyway but hoo it doesn't matter right), id be augustus, mel would be aerulius and urh ameera is just all the caesars, so i guess farhan sounds bad with any sort of -ius suffix, we'll just name you someone special from the second triumvate. marc anthony. you'll have hot babies with cleopatra and then you'll commit suicide cause you're running away from augustus ( hee me and i guess meera cause she is a caesar herself)
sounds quite feasible no? but i guess i'll accidentally kill farhan not really kill him like on purpose right cause he will be bringing me lucifer comic all YAY. ooo i'll post next time about death, lucifer, archangel michael (my new crush btw he is like sooooo hot) and urhm, sandman (he's so hot too)
anyhoo chloius thanks for fun fun day! and ebony and moonshine too!
ooo we rode on the merry go round which was like two bucks u know. it costs as much as it does to shoot zombies.
urhm, then i sat inside the children's ride ice cream truck to wait for ebony to wipe her snot from her nose.
but then the ice cream truck started giggling like CHILDREN GIGGLING u know like freaking evil children that have crossed over to the other side but are actually still here and evil but trapped inside an ice cream truck that is perpetually smiling.
ya chloius i know you heard the giggles this time. so i ran away.
ooo ooo and and chloius gave me NEW PIGEON FRIEND.
his name (its a boy btw, cause all my toys are usually female) and ive named him BABA BOBO.
according to chloe bababobo means retarded in thai. i dnuno if that is actually what it means.
but since chloe gave the pigeon (im not even sure if its a pigeon but i dun care cause i love pigeons) i googled the word baba bobo and i will tell you the pigeon's full name to:
ahem: FALANG BABA BOBO which means 'crazy foreigner' since chloe is a pelancong everywhere hahaa. i found a pic of a bird that looks a hell alot like baba bobo.
ive decided to assume its a pigeon since its the only bird language i do speak. and ya i have NEW friend that will travel many places with me now. he will chill with me and finally if im alone i can have conversations in the lift with my new baba bobo friend and he will talk back cause he is nice and has many stories to tell me about thailand.
baba bobo says hi to ya'll. he wants to meet all of ya'll and join in when you guys bitch about other malaysians cause he's a crazy foreigner from thailand and pretends to like malaysians but sometimes he doesnt. but he likes me and my toys hahaa...
i heart you guys. thanks for the wishes and all ok :D
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Sawadee kaaaaaa
OMFG!!! Hahahaha!!! CHELLIUS!!!!!
So I come back from BKK and I come online and then realize I can't go on MSN and I see on fb that I've come home on the right day to wish you happy birthday and I try to call you but your phone isn't turned on so I thought ok maybe I'll wish her on fb but then everyone else has also and mine wouldn't be the special wish it needs to be which was when I decided oooo blog post and I just had to fucking read that post and omg that is so fucking HILARIOUSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CHELLIUS!! AND uh.. Ameranus? and uh Jessica (tee hee), I AM BAAAACK!!
And I didn't just fucking go teehee ok. What the fuck?
AND AND AND
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHELLIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BE TWENTY-ISH HEYY!!!!
And what better way to spend it than with moi - Chloius - back from BKK with uh... nothing that you asked for because I forgot every fucking thing people pesan with me because I got excited and I just uh... forgot...
And omg, I took my thumbdrive out of my car because I didn't want my brother to break it again or something shitty and I had it my entire trip in Thailand and on the last day I drop my wallet and lose it. I also lose my nose stud the very same day... Wtf right? FUCKING HELL MICHELLE ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHOONE!!!!
So I come back from BKK and I come online and then realize I can't go on MSN and I see on fb that I've come home on the right day to wish you happy birthday and I try to call you but your phone isn't turned on so I thought ok maybe I'll wish her on fb but then everyone else has also and mine wouldn't be the special wish it needs to be which was when I decided oooo blog post and I just had to fucking read that post and omg that is so fucking HILARIOUSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CHELLIUS!! AND uh.. Ameranus? and uh Jessica (tee hee), I AM BAAAACK!!
And I didn't just fucking go teehee ok. What the fuck?
AND AND AND
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHELLIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BE TWENTY-ISH HEYY!!!!
And what better way to spend it than with moi - Chloius - back from BKK with uh... nothing that you asked for because I forgot every fucking thing people pesan with me because I got excited and I just uh... forgot...
And omg, I took my thumbdrive out of my car because I didn't want my brother to break it again or something shitty and I had it my entire trip in Thailand and on the last day I drop my wallet and lose it. I also lose my nose stud the very same day... Wtf right? FUCKING HELL MICHELLE ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHOONE!!!!
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