i just saw the stupidest trailer

HAHHAHA I JUST SAW THE NEW TWILIGHT TRAILER. ok ok i think its got a different poyo name like dark moon or blood moon or new blood moon some shit like that lah ok. but its twilight franchise.

im just blogging to remind you lot not to contribute to this monster of a franchise cause remember, even though it goes to gsc (dont go to gsc i hate them to hell), so even if the money goes to tgv and some to the actors bla bla.

a portion of your measley eight dollars goes to THE HORRIFYING ACTORS and the HORRIFYING WRITER. ugh oh god. hahhahhaa.

anyway so i saw the trailer. i had to bite my baju to stop laughing.
ITS SOOOOO POYO.
got ppl try to ride motorbike so she'll almost die but then she like doesnt die ( ya i was hoping she dies but evidently the character doesnt die hence the horrible urh what three books of twilight? or are they more)
and the actress doesnt die cause apparently she will be playing joan jett in some joan jett movie.

WHY HER WHY HER PLAYING JOAN JETT. ugh. it gets this bad lah.
oh ya so she tries to kill herself
its so funny. its like edward cullen standing around everywhere like smoke and all ITS SOOOO FUNNY. and ya thankfully edward cullen still has the poyo angsty urh analretentive constipated face.

and then he thinks she has died so he wants to die too. huh i tak faham but his sister can go and find his girlfriend. the question is: how come he is so sure his girlfriend is dead when we all want her to die (like saddam how we all wnat them to die but they NEVER DO) and ppl like mj die even though we dont want them to die.

anyway. the trailer is freaking funny. its like da vinci code (ugh) meets turd. and da vinci code was already kinda turdish. their makeup is AS BAD I TELL YOU. the guy's hair is still like he cut off his janggut to tampal on his side of his head so it looks all ruggard.

highlight of the trailer: there's a scene of native american boys who lunge forward. but i suspect they might have airbrushed abs.
sigh.
and they're probably younger than me :( ok ya so i was at work when i watched the trailer. i tell you antm the first ten minutes is WAAAY MORE CHUNTEDFIED than this twilight piece of crap lah.

I HEART TYRA. she allowing ppl shorter than 5'7 ahh man WE CAN ALL BE ANTM TOOOOO. so ya you all ready for next cycle ok? I SUPPORT YOU. i can make posters.just that the poster wont look like you lah.

game fun!

chloius, chellius and marc anthony today played many games.
first it started off with the arcade but then the para para machine was really messed up today.

and then chloius saw a bunch of tires lined up at the side of the road and said hey, we can walk on tires.
so then we all walked on tires like crash bandicoot, and tried to leap from tire to tire. although chloius fell down halfway but then she got 1up extra cause she eat many apples.

marc anthony found a wobbly tire and started to jump up and down on it because he is emotional and suicidal. and then he did hyper jump and landed in another planet.
chellius saw holes and freaked out and wanted to die. so they had to walk like crabs

then we went to find the cracks and secret portals. we had to walk on the crack for long time so our luck will be so bad it'll be good and then we found the secret evil garden of orb whatever.

chloius said it was dangerous but she and marc anthony ran there anyway. and then we play skipping rope with the skittle chains.

then they went to train to kill zombie. hopefully they are ok.

Ta-daaa electrocution berpenebat

Once upon a time there was three little bears called bear one, bear two and MARC ANTHONY!!! These three little bears liked to dance and eat and sit around bitching about nonsensical shits. They like to scope out shit and tell Chloe that they have better shit to do. And there's one outside Chellius' house but then they don't want to break into that but they don't know how to get off the grid. You cannot turn off the grid from that station. You have to go to the headquarters to turn off the grid because the sub-stations routes the power. But Chellius' is sure that there is a way to turn off the power from that station. Marc Anthony says ok, get sledgehammer.

Use a plastic rope and pull it. Use Pikachu. Wear rubber glove. What? Those dinky little ones you find in the pharmacies... Those would melt. Oh I was thinking of condoms...

You know at times like these...