Ok i wasn't stress i just thinking of too many funny things i cannot study.
first i thought of a horrifyingly funny pickup line.
"monogamous sex perpetuates stupid."
"get away from me scum."
"my intelligence is overwhelming me. lets be stupid together babe."
i have also thought that it is rather ironic that you can contract chlymadeia (omg my spellcheck isnt working cibai) from birds and cats. the two animals that have been chosen for special human anatomy euphemisms (omg my spellcheck not working cheebai)
"my bird has contracted chlymadeiawaia"
"my you-know-that-word-that-is-before-cat-that-starts-with-p has contracted chlymwaiwhai"
i am also thinking about my nepali guard and how he is so cute. if he was like six feet and wore a really hot tshirt and was like smoking cigarette and look like he ambik dadah going to die, you want to marry him and have dalai lama children right? i know i would. but apparently they got india names like raja and shit. my facebook got alot of nepalis their names end in gurung. that's like gurun plus gunung.
if you want to pick up nepali i hear the word for ass is "kondo" if you didnt remember the precise word i said in the car. so when the hot guard say
"tag" with his cute smile you reply
"kondo"
i also got reply from the letter i wrote to the speed dating club. i ask them to send me boy that ok wait i show you list
1. six feet tall
2. boyfriend hair
3. boyfriend glasses
4. knows karate
5. has larger upper lip than lower lip
6. he knows that the labour party is not a party full of people who work in fields
7. he knows iron maiden is torture device and a band (you have no idea how important this one is)
8. knows that malaysia actually has a constitution that is muddled up amongst other jurisprudential problems
ya he doesnt exist but exists in a multitude of people hahahha. life very difficult ok now i must study.
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