ok so i had to write msgs to ppl who my dad knows in UK. they're like half chinese and half white and they looked white when i saw them in uk but grow up to be chinky. damn funny. i wrote this but it became too offensive to send so i thought i paste here.
Dear Kris,
Hi there, you might not remember me, fret not, i only have a vague recollection of you myself. I write this letter because i may be going to the uk to prolong my academic suffering. Am going to Warwick, the university that you had rejected because you were accepted into Cambridge. Us third world children are not as intellectually fortunate.
By the way, I lie about not remembering you. Not much of your face. I have a strong mental image of walking on you when you were peeing standing up. It was my first encounter with a human being requiring to pee while they stood. Initially i wondered if you were anatomically challenged but i discovered later on it was because you were a boy.
I also learnt that westerners do not seem to like this strange invention called "the lock". Tis no matter, I've learnt to knock when I want to use bathrooms now. And I will be coming soon to your house since you westerners love to invite random people over to your houses. Knock knock.
i deleted it cause i sounded like a murderer wei. aiya you two really ike your dadah music i really dont like deathcab
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