Out There

Dunno if ya'll will like this any but I do love it so. From The Good Wife.

Experts At The Fall

Yes that's from a song by the way.

I'd like to share a story. Filled with childhood innocence. And semi-violence as all stories involving children do.

So Gabriel and Daanish share a couple of hamsters. Out of complete boredom and that charming thing called curiosity, they decided to paratroop train their little furry friends.

Step 1: Grab a bunch of tissues.

Step 2: grab a couple of hamsters. Hand one to a friend/accomplice.

Step 3: all this in hand, head to 2nd floor of house.

Step 4: Tie as creatively as you can, the tissues to the hamsters' arms and legs. This would be quite a task requiring tons of tissues and much expertise. Small hands help.

Step 5: Preparing hamsters for jump off. Wind sounds are Ok. Whoosh Whoosh.

Step 6: Drop them from the 2nd floor. Watch and see from the railings.

Step 7: Head to landing zone on 1st floor to document results.

Results: Both hamsters appear still. On further investigation, it can be confirmed that they did not survive the fall.

My little cousins were quite pleased of their discovery. Apparently they should've used plastic for parachutes instead. Nina might be traumatized for life.

Curiosity does kill.

Did I mention that the hamsters died? When they fell from the 2ND FLOOR?

But who knows maybe it could've survived 17 floors if tried. Acceleration zero, air resistance and all. It is possible.
Though the complete and proper story will have you rightfully conclude that its chance of survival is actually a matter of whether the hamster is dropped from a high enough altitude. Not from every high place.

Why thank you too.

If I Go Crazy Then Will You Still Call Me Superman

hahaha your fascination with turbans is very amusing Chellius. I've never considered the importance of having a Turban friend. I do feel it might be good to have one tho. Also, you should get that t shirt.
Not the nipple one mind you because I always see this non-turban wearing Bhai wearing nipple shirt in my head and its not a pretty sight.

I have 3 company profiles to write. Too bad its got to be corporate and professional like. I'm sure I could make it a bit....less formal.

I forgot to say: Congrats on your promotion Chloe! Did they take it back tho?

Here's a secret: I'm addicted to sugar water. Only at office tho. It's not like I go home and make one. Ok so maybe not addicted. Reliant. To stay awake and perky. I mean for goodness sake its barely 10 am and I'm looking at when I can go home to sleep.

I'm starting to wonder if I want to really get into that t shirt design business I spoke about. Something like a Threadless tee Malaysia. Yes I'm well aware I spoke of opening a cafe and I still want that but it seems less realistic compared to this. More costly too.

I Wanna Push You Around

Yes it was a rant.

Sorry about the mail Chloe. I guess both our offices have protocols...but its kinda weird since you should be able to communicate with other companies...

You sound like you've had a crappy day. Hope it gets better by noon. Why tho are you having lunch in the morning?

Tuttifruity, I love you.

I had this WTF story of how I came to work but this dude came up to me and asked me why I was late and then I told him and it's too boring and I'm too lazy to repeat it yet another time so fuck it.

Dear Michelle,

You should write about the three days you were in love with Jonny. We need something ridiculous to laugh about here. The most ridiculous thing going on in my life is the callboard is blinking red and I'm Autoed In but nothing's coming through because I have the Gold and Silver priorities. When the fuck did I become a senior here I ask you? I was new 2 fucking months ago! And I still dunno if I'm confirmed or not but I do think that I don't mind if I have all this time to blog. And then the luxury got taken away cibai chod!

Dear Meera,

Me no understando your last post. I assume that it is a rant?

Everytime I wrote a long email to you something happened. I got quite depressed after.

I am now cheating again because the last call didn't hang up properly so I will drag on the phone call and OMFG, he might be making yet another call... okay no, he hung up.

I have lunch now. NOW? Who wants to have lunch at 08.25am? I don't but I gotta.

I have no petrol and no money. My mum gave her credit card to me and the chip couldn't be read. Also my phone is out of battery...

I will see you guys soon.

I want to fly a kite.

Love,
Chloe

Why Try To Change Me Now?

This is the first time I’m experiencing this. Never had I a friend who did not share what they brought from home. I myself could not fathom bringing something if I did not have enough to share.

No,  the usual situation of an unfortunate background applies not here.

It is a friend who came up to me to say that they had brought something from home because there was too much cooked.

So.

What will you do for lunch? Tapau?

Uh. No. It’s ok I kinda thought of going home for a bit (thank God I have the car today).

Haha yes your house is pretty nearby.

Haha yes only 10 minutes or so.

Okay then, see you.

Yeah…sure.

Hell of a person.

God Put A Smile Upon Your Face

Holy -. You actually put my text message here haha. But how come Pinklet won. Watch out Pinklet I’m gonna get me some points.

Coldplay is so awesome. You can lie in bed and listen. You can dance to it. Draw. Read. Daydream. Sleep. And er stuff. Like romantic stuff. There I said it. Somewhat.

I’m reading a book on how to write reports. I might have to teach a class here. I wonder if I can slip in random juris stuffs. But man a book on proposals and reports.

Yes. Says Coldplay.

It’s funny. I just realized. I haven’t been lying in bed with music and thoughts in a very long time. Work and class do take away from life. Friday I’m taking the KTM to class after a loooonnnggg time of driving to college. I bet it’ll seem even more horrible than I remember.
But with my music in ears I can smell the sun.

hahah was that line lame or what?!

Haiyo this is what emo sounds like to me these days. Almost hilarious. I am the content though slightly troubled. I think I really am getting older. Finally.

What's wrong with dancing round the water dispenser?

I have to admit that I haven't read much of what was previously posted because I'm just that darn lazy. However I do know that your stalking is unsettling and yes, your speech impediment is fucking hilarious Chellius and that I always thought taekwondo required wonderbras.

The call cue board since I logged in today has been green. Our website is down or something and no one's calling in. I can only assume that when it's up and good to go tomorrow our call cue board will be blinking red.

CHOD.

But anyways, Farmadli in Urban Dictionary is awesome. I wanted to add to it but I didn't know how.

So gay.

The Glove Compartment Isn't Accurately Named

You guys I found such an amazing band I want to weeeeppp.

Go here and here and  listen to the Vitamin String Quartet's tribute to Coldplay's Clocks. Then listen to anything and everything else by them.

Haiyo why must I discover this at work. Now I want to go home.

There's male model lookalike in BAC? Interesting. Good thing I'm still going there.

No cute guys huh. Hopefully you can hold out till next year then we can go on 2 week Europe tour and go to nice places. If I can somehow get rich by Christmas, that'd be a good time to see you too.

How can you know what things are worth If your hands wont move to do a days work?

Congratulations Chellius!
To pass CLP on first try is a miracle enough.

Here's the cafe idea that's been dogging my thoughts. So pretty.