Chloe I so stress I blog

Ok i wasn't stress i just thinking of too many funny things i cannot study.
first i thought of a horrifyingly funny pickup line.

"monogamous sex perpetuates stupid."
"get away from me scum."
"my intelligence is overwhelming me. lets be stupid together babe."

i have also thought that it is rather ironic that you can contract chlymadeia (omg my spellcheck isnt working cibai) from birds and cats. the two animals that have been chosen for special human anatomy euphemisms (omg my spellcheck not working cheebai)

"my bird has contracted chlymadeiawaia"
"my you-know-that-word-that-is-before-cat-that-starts-with-p has contracted chlymwaiwhai"

i am also thinking about my nepali guard and how he is so cute. if he was like six feet and wore a really hot tshirt and was like smoking cigarette and look like he ambik dadah going to die, you want to marry him and have dalai lama children right? i know i would. but apparently they got india names like raja and shit. my facebook got alot of nepalis their names end in gurung. that's like gurun plus gunung.

if you want to pick up nepali i hear the word for ass is "kondo" if you didnt remember the precise word i said in the car. so when the hot guard say
"tag" with his cute smile you reply
"kondo"

i also got reply from the letter i wrote to the speed dating club. i ask them to send me boy that ok wait i show you list

1. six feet tall
2. boyfriend hair
3. boyfriend glasses
4. knows karate
5. has larger upper lip than lower lip
6. he knows that the labour party is not a party full of people who work in fields
7. he knows iron maiden is torture device and a band (you have no idea how important this one is)
8. knows that malaysia actually has a constitution that is muddled up amongst other jurisprudential problems

ya he doesnt exist but exists in a multitude of people hahahha. life very difficult ok now i must study.

She touched us inappropriately

Chloius started everything. You see lets pretend we have a time machine and flashback for chloe:

Chloe speaking:
I just remember we ended up outside atc. She never left ever.

Farhan
She did leave eventually.

chloe
yes she found a group of awesome people who like to be touched in appropriately
do you remember after atc
she like you know wast there right and i swore that rubber face of hers, man i was scared.
she got a rubber face dont yout hink so? what kind of face you think she has then

farhan
scary

chloe
hey this bitch right, say she's going to type a blogpost but she's just typing down everything we say. she liked porno what was the shit that she used

michelle
you remember you told me you saw. i had to erase her search history. don you remember

chloe she touched me inappropriately. it was horrendous. i had to yell at her stop touching me

farhan

michelle dont you remember the time she said she saw you peeing

farhan story:
before s: got rainbow and birds singing

And then Michelle got bored.

And then the story ended abruptly.

But I punched Farhan in the nose.

Monkey, donkey, spooky, I dunno what happened.

After our trip, she booked seats for us and we thought oh, how nice of her, finally someone wants to be our friend.

But she leered at us as we sat next to her.

Scarily.

Eerily.

Rubberily.

The belly button dawned upon us as the beginning of the future.

Or maybe the lip glossed spurned everything and Mel went "HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" but she followed anyway and acted like she wanted to see some PENIS.

To be continued...