Dearest Chellius,
I give people ear infection cos I talk so much of crap. It's true, the bugger went to the doctor.
But in other news, there was once a little old woman who lived in a shoe. She touched all the children they ran and screamed for Abu.
Otherwise I am just listening to Bjork's orgasmic music. And pining away for you.
Love,
Chloius
PS. Marc Antony, my bum is on your lips.
PPS. Chellius, there is a rainbow at the end of your indigestion.