Fufteen Glasses of Meelk

I have to organize a self defense session for office this month. This is absolutely exciting news. I cant wait till Friday so I can play my micro legos. They're still sealed away.

I'm going to pay a visit to my Taekwondo Master (gahaha spell-check tells me that Taekwondo is wrong and it should be either wonderbra, wonderland or wonderment) and ask him bout corporate rates and sessions. I hope he wont hate me too much for leaving. Ya it's Master. It'd be cooler if it were Sensei. But that's for Aikido. Jap stuff.
Haiyo this is giving me the heebie jeebies. He's like an icon for me coz he's the best Taekwondo instructor I've ever met. I dunno if icon is the right word tho. It sounds pretty silly.

Fufteen glasses of meelk Chellius!
Oh btw Farmadi is available for definitions on UrbanDictionary. Ahem.

Gobbledigook

Chellius if I didnt know what a bolster was I'd think you were talking about a random cat breed that kene gantung outside your balcony...

I feel like going home. I'm so nauseated. I wonder if its because my tummy is filled with too much water, chicken essence and kaya buns. But I cant vomit because its pretty empty. Ever tried vomitting with an empty stomach? Not good.
You need to vomit something so you wont feel much pain. You'd still feel week tho.
And so I'm popping the rest of the mini buns...hopefully I wont vomit because the whole thing is just troublesome. But 2 words keep playing in my head: vomit. now. please.
Okay 3 then.

I want to go home and play the micro legos Shahira got me. If only I could get paid for building legos....Is there a future in that? Only if I make good money doing that.
I dont care what you say about micro legos! I'm just so Goddam happy to have legos!

Also I want to continue watching supernatural.

Pace is the Trick

Chloius where are you?

Chellius, you're right. I forgot that I didnt think much of rednecks. But the dressing example is more like I suppose applies to Malaysians as well. The extreme example being the rednecks. Anywhoo codename ben didnt give me a proper answer. Only that they dont really have a restriction.

I've always thought they did coz some extremist Christians claim modest dressing just like how extremist Muslims feel you must wear a burkha. So I thought that it would be there because of the 7 sins and  fight against evil, lustful desires and the like.
I kinda assumed it was an explanation designed to protect the rights of ben.

And the fact that you dont really see nuns wearing short stuffs. No pants either btw. What about underpants? I wonder if that guy's wife wears underpants. Strictly speaking they're just really puny pants.

It's quite a funny article. I didnt know in something that's supposed to be "factual" can drop name bombs like "Hippies". Like they're a particular race or something....

It's got tons of similarities to how some Muslims see it tho. Like why you put on makeup or how long or tight your skirt is. The restriction to dressing like the other sex is also mentioned in the Quran. Although I think in today's world, pants is also considered clothes for women. When you think about it the Arab men also wore/wear long robes like women... It could be to mean "...that makes one look like the other". At least that is how I see it.
For example, those Korean boy bands, by gosh they dress in "male clothes" but I swear sometimes I think they're women. Or trying very very hard to be.
And also we're supposed to look at the Quranic meaning according to how it would apply relevantly today.

I found this stand up comedy group called Allah Made Me Funny. I have not watched them yet so I cant say how funny they are exactly but its a pretty cool concept.

I also found this funny write up by Hassan Skodeng (not real name of course) who wrote about how TNB is sueing WWF for Earth Hour, reproduced here. It's satirical of course, that's why they're dragging him to court....people can be so stupid. His blog header should already explain the content but some people cant read and process at the same time.

I cant wait for lunch...

Give Me an Hour to Clear my Throat

Hi you guys.
Office is so quiet today. I wish I went ahead and asked for leave anyway. It's like being taunted coz everyone at home is sleeping comfortably with rain pouring outside their windows tucked snugly in their beds. Haiyo.

Thank goodness la the Quran burning didnt happen. I kept thinking about in during Raya.
You have a point Chelle about how the lines might get blurred. In fact I think in the US it is blurred. Maybe not US alone too. Lots of people think all Muslims are the same. All crazy BBBs. Except the women. But they're collateral I suppose since they associate themselves with the Muslim men.

Actually Chloius, I guess in some ways saying Muslims did it doesnt really offend me. It's just a bit disturbing. Somehow I feel that those bastards who flew those planes were the small fries. Even the guys who claimed responsibility. I like the conspiracy line of argument. Bombs inside building, the US needed a huge ass reason to invade Iraq etc.
I guess I get annoyed that people tend to point to a Muslim and automatically equate them with terrorists. The whole religion is called the devil, oppressive.
I've always wondered, doesnt Christianity speak of women dressing moderately? Because if you see photos of rednecks or some of the southern states in the US the women have got the cross on a chain round their necks with a deep cleavage and really puny skirts. Is this ok?
Btw this is a general question because I got weird answer from codename "Ben".

If only Friday was the only working day of the week, everybody would be so Goddamn happy I tell you.

Since everyone like quoting lyrics as post titles here: The Dog Days Are Over

You know Meera, I have to admit that your post threw me a little. It was so very angry and I honestly had no idea how to reply it. I felt like I had to dissect the post and agree shamelessly that your anger is justified. Which it is but, but so is the rest of the world's anger at (cos using the word Muslim might offend you, and the word terrorist just is too religiously ambiguous) turbans with shaggy beards (or their wives who like to help also) and bomb devices made in the name of jihad.  But it is alright because afterall, this place is a platform for bullshit so alriight, we accept all posts written in whatever state of mind the brain is at at time of post.

Mr Terry Jones is to the Muslim community what turbans with shaggy beards and bombs are to the "Christian" world. I actually want to say capitalist because I personally feel christianity is capitalism only religious but I digress.

Stupidity.

It's our favourite comfort zone. What more if it's mass stupidity. Stupidity, one of the few things that are standard worldwide and through the ages. Stupid doesn't get smarter, it just get's stupider, accumulating, snowballing into 9/11 and quran burnings and unending amounts of anger and hatred.

Think about it, in a country whose president's swear upon the bible when they come into office and they had a building blown up by turbans with shaggy beards from the middle east declaring loudly a jihad of some sort whether legit or not is not important here. Them rednecks are gonna get up and say OOO, let's do something SHOCKING! Show em who's boss here, we're the capitalists, we lead the economy. Let's show them there on the other side of the world that we ain't afraid of yew cos we got GAWD on our side and he's our might. Just like on the other side of the world some redneck Arab said look at those mother fuckers, think they're number 1, think they're right all the time just because they own the economy and basically sold to the rest of the world bullshit. We got God too man, let's show them WE'RE not afraid of them.

Lalala, that was a very stupid example but in a nutshell, what we're going through is a war between east and west for ultimate power. The East wants its time to shine again, and the West is struggling tooth and nail to retain their seat. The media helps as always. Whatever I say. I don't have to pick a side if both sides are stupid beyond reason and represent things I do not agree with.

And moderate and radical are just as prevalent in Christianity. Only thing is, for some reason we must be radical for God but moderate in our thinking meaning that Mr Terry Jones is an extremist cunt but we'll wonder if that's what being radical for God means. Get with the times? What times? Nothing makes sense so you show it the middle finger and dance along happily.

Which fuckwit came up with these things?

Pull The Blinfolds Down So Your Eyes Can See

There are few things that makes me want to cry.
Okay maybe not that few...

Did you hear about the Quran burning day this coming Saturday? Some stupid Southerner pastor Terry Jones plans to create a Quran bonfire to remember the victims of the US' most popular modern day disaster. The guy says (the very same guy who purports that Islam is the devil) this isn't to go against the moderate Muslims but it's to teach the extremists a lesson.
Look I have nothing at all against honouring those that died during the horrors of 9/11 but seriously will Quran burning do anything but incite more hate? Dont we have enough of that going around?

Does it make sense then to say, "Hey imma burn down this mosque but no offense to the moderate Muslims I'm just trying to teach them extremists bastards a lesson not to mess with us Americans"?
Does it for Godssake?

This has been in the works since July if I'm not wrong but they've confirmed everything for this weekend.

Did you hear how some people are saying that since Raya also falls n Sept 11, we'd be celebrating our "victory" over the 2001 events?
How ridiculous is that?
We are celebrating the end of one month's fasting smart asses.

Geez seriously? Could people get any more stupid?
The guys who preach all this crap about how one is out to get the other are the people least interested in forging peace.
All they want to is to be right, over and above everyone else.
This is so freaking messed up.

Letters to Poor Victims that I might Visit

ok so i had to write msgs to ppl who my dad knows in UK. they're like half chinese and half white and they looked white when i saw them in uk but grow up to be chinky. damn funny. i wrote this but it became too offensive to send so i thought i paste here.

Dear Kris,

Hi there, you might not remember me, fret not, i only have a vague recollection of you myself. I write this letter because i may be going to the uk to prolong my academic suffering. Am going to Warwick, the university that you had rejected because you were accepted into Cambridge. Us third world children are not as intellectually fortunate.

By the way, I lie about not remembering you. Not much of your face. I have a strong mental image of walking on you when you were peeing standing up. It was my first encounter with a human being requiring to pee while they stood. Initially i wondered if you were anatomically challenged but i discovered later on it was because you were a boy.

I also learnt that westerners do not seem to like this strange invention called "the lock". Tis no matter, I've learnt to knock when I want to use bathrooms now. And I will be coming soon to your house since you westerners love to invite random people over to your houses. Knock knock.

i deleted it cause i sounded like a murderer wei. aiya you two really ike your dadah music i really dont like deathcab

Darling, Now Dont Put Down Your Guns Yet

Yes.Im still quoting Editors. Or Tom Smith whichever is the cutest.

Haha Chloe I only read your post like 2 minutes ago.

Chelle, if Malaysia practices MR we'd have no government. All of them now will have to retire......
Especially you know who with the explosiveness and all...
I wonder if I can wear hair wrap in office.
I thought of getting pink highlights...

oh them soldiers, my mom was saying when they had an Ustaz over give a talk he'd asked if anyone had any questions, they bombarded him with questions on what to do if they have sex before marriage or what about anak luar nikah and all....so so stupid. We put our safety in those hands. Where brain not functioning or producing logical thoughts...

Chloius,
your crush story is so cute. But why must he be gay haiyo.
I'm settling into work too I guess. It's a bit like school sometimes. Except its not half day and has no school holidays. Ok so not like school. Except I still dread Mondays.

I'm playing some stock exchange game online. I shit you not. I cant tell how well I'm doing or what I'm doing. But it seems fun so I'll probably study it a bit. And there's chance of winning real money...

See I'm that bored. Also Im arguing at random forums about whether can say Assalamualaikum to non-muslims or if non muslims can reply. Some people are purposely annoying and stupid I tell you.

OK! Official invitation: (I'll also send text message in case Tay Lai and Farhan and Sharon and Dev dont read this...) Come to my house on Raya, 10 Sept. From 1.30pm onwards. Lunch tea anything.

This can be the extent of racism.

So I'm CHEELEENG with these two Indian Indians and we're watching this Chinese singing show about CHINA's first girl super band or something (they sing old folk songs or something Idk) anyway, this one girl thought that it was a competition and every song had a different three girls and only realised her error after the other girl told her no, they're all the same three girls. Every song the girls had a different outfit so she thought they were different girls meaning that all it takes for her to assume the same Chinese girl is a different girl is to change her clothes. I just thought of her sitting in front of a dressing room helping a Chinese girl choose an outfit out of many and every time the girl changes and flips open the door to get approval it'll be someone new. It's like that stupid memory loss case in 50 First Dates. Just racial.

Good morning Monday, which is when I'm assuming Meera would be reading this. The two Indian girls are now watching another Chinese movie and one is translating for the other... This has to be the funniest thing I've seen all weekend. Now they're making up the words as they go. It's like Iron Chef only for some gay drama.

It's a Stephen Chow movie.

I hate that it's Monday tomorrow. I'm kinda thinking that I miss the long endless stream of Saturdays...

Ha? Merdeka pass already ah?

Ministerial responsibility? Apatu?

I had something to say earlier but I forgot, but it's okay. I cannot wait to get out of here. It kinda sucks that I cannot play with the random word generator during work hours because I get shit loads of random calls. Like take yesterday for example: I picked up a call from the very same guy I had a crush on when I was 11. Flag 1: he repeated my name is the same perky way. Flag 2: his date of birth, embarrassing or not so many years pass already and I still remember! Flag 3: his mother's maiden name was who my mum bought he kereta from. I was like omg, should I ask him or not? But then 12 years of omg, I had a crush on a gay guy so I malu.

But anyway, I'm hungry. I have no car. I am actually settling in to the mundane life of having a job. Everyone thinks I'm going to decide to not work anymore on my own very soon, but I actually foresee myself here til April. After which I am going to Thailand. I WILL GO TO THAI. I also asked my dad if I can do tefl already. Dunno where though damn sad.

KL was a ghost town on Merdeka and the only place open was this lazy ass KFC where during lunch hour, the idiots working didn't expect there to be any customers. Actually they just stupid la cos duh, only open place within vicinity. Surely got a few sesat companies with no holidays. They look at us like angry we come to eat ok... Hahahaha.

Hello my dadah music friends

I see that you two are flooding the blog with references to indie and emotional post rock bands that i secretly like to listen to but will decline that i have ever heard of them.

ameera, chinese people are black. apparently black people in australia are south indian. and apparently malay people are imaginary (think about this one for a moment and question your own reality).

i read your list about angry stuff like what the big people do with our money. i wish they'd make robots and replace our govt servants. at least they'd smile better. and the affirmative action in our country? frankly ive only been affected by it in form 2 when i couldnt masuk kelas pertama cause im india and melayu kids had to be 25 orang in kelas pertama yang mengandungi 45 orang. the rest were chinese. got like two indias that did better than me. so i went to kelas kedua. cause i am india.

i thought id add on your list.
1. why doesnt malaysia practice minesterial responsibility? i dont get it.
2. i hate how they cant decide to make our science and maths in english or malay.
3. actually, i hate how our country is tearing down our old stuff. gee u think ang moh come to our country to see what, concrete buildings and shopping malls?

i come from a land where the first lady's hair resembles an executive chair
our women love to seduce white colored men
we are too lazy to have a military coup
and we drink tail soup

chloius: let us go to thailand and teach english to little sawahdeekah children. YEAH. and i can do hair wraps for tourists and charge them 30 quid cause they dont know its not that expensive

on another note i was watching the merdeka parade and i saw the tons of soldiers dancing and i wondered:
how many of them would have had a rape charge? cause i suspect there were many.

My Watch Makes My Hand Sweaty

Chloe she sounds a bit like bjork ya. A bit.

Her voice takes getting used to ya.
I'm still so addicted to Tom Smith's voice. The curly haired lead vocalist of Editors. And he's cute tee hee.
And he's got such an awesome speaking voice. And singing voice. When he says/sings/shouts "Darling" I kinda want to die. Ok not die, but like faint maybe.
And when he sings "I'm so sorreeee for the things that we've done" I want to yell SHUT UP I FORGIVE YOU.
This was supposed to stay in my head but I'm in such a weird mood.
I'm happy but hungry. Eh wait I think it's hungry but happy. And a little bored.

Tomorrow is buka puasa for the company. Bit freaky coz there are sponsors involved and the setting is a little out of my hands... hopefully it'll be ok.
We're about to start making cookies and kuihs so I think I'll be seeing less of all of you. But you're all invited for Raya!! Stay till malam ok, there'll be fireworks.....