Can you imagine someone quoted on facebook that a love affair with education will never end in heartbreak. What??? And she did law some more, like tak caya sial. Hahahah!
It won't break your heart cos it'll crack open your head and then pull out everything you had and leave you empty.
- chloius chellius - The search for the reasonable man through conversations inside our head
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Jerry Springer inspires me!
Joke. Somewhat.
So this lady was yelling at this toad for molesting her daughter. Toad says she's lying and she told her daughter to say it. They go through lie detector tests and everyone's telling the truth. Toad didn't molest daughter, mother didn't tell daughter to say it, etc.
But... mother gets into trouble with the question - Have you ever told your daughter to touch herself? Mother says no but lie detector say she lie! And mind you her daughter is 4ish? And the host who isn't Jerry Springer... Steve something whatever gets so angry and disgusted and fucks her up in front of everyone for being a bad parent and for being on crystal meth (see the trend here mateys, it really fucks you up).
Of course mother starts yelling her defence - that she told her daughter she can only touch herself when she's alone and in private and that the child likes to play with herself and the doctor she took her daughter to said not to encourage or discourage such behaviour.
What the fuck I don't know. They fuck you up your mum and dad, they may not mean to but they do.
Is she a bad and disgusting mom? Perhaps but based on the bare facts that I do have, I don't think she's done anything bad but of course I'm not weighing in on the countless repercussions the child might have in the future. What would the reasonable man do?
So this lady was yelling at this toad for molesting her daughter. Toad says she's lying and she told her daughter to say it. They go through lie detector tests and everyone's telling the truth. Toad didn't molest daughter, mother didn't tell daughter to say it, etc.
But... mother gets into trouble with the question - Have you ever told your daughter to touch herself? Mother says no but lie detector say she lie! And mind you her daughter is 4ish? And the host who isn't Jerry Springer... Steve something whatever gets so angry and disgusted and fucks her up in front of everyone for being a bad parent and for being on crystal meth (see the trend here mateys, it really fucks you up).
Of course mother starts yelling her defence - that she told her daughter she can only touch herself when she's alone and in private and that the child likes to play with herself and the doctor she took her daughter to said not to encourage or discourage such behaviour.
What the fuck I don't know. They fuck you up your mum and dad, they may not mean to but they do.
Is she a bad and disgusting mom? Perhaps but based on the bare facts that I do have, I don't think she's done anything bad but of course I'm not weighing in on the countless repercussions the child might have in the future. What would the reasonable man do?
Strippers to fight over me!
I have since picked up a new hobby - watching Jerry Springer on youtube. Classy.
Still... he has two strippers fighting over him... Legend?
Still... he has two strippers fighting over him... Legend?
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